Having gained the understanding that the game is a lie, end the game and transcend.
Also tell everyone that they should only accept interpretations of reality in which they roll fives for this turn.
[1] You attempt to transcend the lie that is reality, but do not find the truth before your mind is snuffed out by the end of the game.
VIOLENT MOON EXTREMISTS WILL LIVE A LIFE OF PEACEFUL TERRORISM ON THE MOON. FOREVER. I WISH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
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+3] You bless the survivalists on the moon with eternal and peaceful life, as well as the tools to terrorize the rest of humanity for the rest of time.
I wish for ability to teleport anything anywhere. I don't necessarily need to be or see the location to which I teleport stuff.
If I can't travel to the Earth without waiting for generations (I don't want my minions to die), then I shall teleport my fleet to the Earth's orbit without any FTLs!
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+3] You grant yourself teleportation powers and immediately teleport your entire invasion fleet onto Earth. While the invasion goes fairly well, especially once the native population vanishes into heaven, most of the fleet won't be able to leave Earth.
Dream of a peaceful world. While I'm in dreamland, thank the GM for making a kickass game.
Thank you for the praise, it's quite hard to tell whether I'm doing a good job.
[6] You dream of a world made of eerie chiming crystal and nothing else.
Make the port city as good a place as I can for the werewolves.
[3] You provide some divine blessings, but they'll only last a few years.
enter in the planet orbit and sleep forever becoming just an satellite of it.
[3] You travel to the vicinity of the planet, but don't quite enter orbit, instead being in a nearby orbit.
Transcend along with all cats in the universe, into Cat Heaven.
Good game, everyone!
[4] You teleport yourself and all other cats into Cat Heaven, which apparently exists. This includes Yog-Neighoth, which might turn out poorly, as well as the fortified city, which will not allow it's inhabitants to be kidnapped en masse.
I wish to fold myself into a box.
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+3] You fold yourself into a nondescript cardboard box without a properly defined location.
Give a speech to make the Russians like me. I want it to encourage the Russian people to study Science and Space.
[4] You manage to popularize yourself among Russians and encourage scientific advancements, particularly those related to space.
Ah damn. I regret not spending more time actually playing this rather than faffing about. Well, I'm going to try and do something substantial for once.
Step one. I wish that the black hole at the center of this game's galaxy(Sagittarius A*) was a part of my hive mind, giving it sentience/sapience and making it a part of me. As part of this process, assume direct control of it due to the universe being subjective(I am clearly the black hole, since its a part of me).
Step two. Teleport the entirety of the observable universe into the region of space beyond the event horizon of the center of this game's galaxy.
Step three. (If permissible.): Spontaneously eject all matter inside me in the form of hawking radiation, starting the end of the black hole era early. If this sequence of actions happens to cause a new big bang/big crunch, that's quite fine.
This will probably require one hell of a set of rolls, but If I succeed I destroy the universe and potentially reboot it, which should be neat.
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+3] You fuse all your bodies with Sagittarius A*, thereby seizing control over it.
[3] You absorb every galaxy except the Milky Way. Since gravity propagates at the speed of light, it'll take millennia to absorb the milky way.
No notes because the game's over.
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