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Secheral

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Minirolls
« on: February 27, 2018, 11:40:51 pm »

I make another game. The previous abandoned and fluffy yarnball shall not be named. I'd like to apologise to whoever tried playing it for running off, never actually explaining anything and a bunch of other GM sins I'm probably guilty of. Frankly, the large influx of players was a little intimidating. But this time it'll be different. This time there will be RULES. There will be DIRECTIONS, including the elusive up AND down. Regular updates once I decide on a schedule. And more!
That said:

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)


You stand on a door. It wobbles. It floats on a peaceful river. There is absolutely nothing else anywhere.
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2018, 11:49:51 pm »

Open the river door
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Doomblade187

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2018, 12:01:18 am »

Create a tropical island to stand on.
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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2018, 12:08:28 am »

Swim at the river
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Puppyguard

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2018, 01:16:09 am »

Alter the fabric of the universe to a nice shade of blue.
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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2018, 02:15:27 am »

Open the river door
Barricade it shut before they can do so!
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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2018, 04:25:49 am »

Try and catch some fish.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2018, 07:57:53 am »

immediately trigger key events early, causing discontinuity in the thread's underlying plot.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Secheral

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2018, 09:47:49 am »

Open the river door
[2]
You grasp doorknob. It is slippery. A few awkward minutes later you stop wrestling with the slippery object.

Create a tropical island to stand on.
[5]
An island pops into existence to your right. A tropical island.

Swim at the river
[5]You swim! There are fish in the water. They swim with you and take you to see the Bottom. There is Nothing below the water. Then they take you back to the door, bubbling in excitement.

Alter the fabric of the universe to a nice shade of blue.
[4]
The universe is dyed a lovely shade of blue. But only on the left of the river door.

Open the river door
Barricade it shut before they can do so!
[1]
Before you can barricade the door before they open the door, a giant fish with arms jumps out of the water, tears off your head and swims away with it.
Respawn?

Try and catch some fish.
[5]
You catch a lot of fish. Pink fish, purple fish, fish with hands, a bunch of very pretty blue fish. Some fish have facial hair growing between scales.
Weird.

immediately trigger key events early, causing discontinuity in the thread's underlying plot.
[1]
You'd do that but a giant fish with arms just took your head and swam away with it. Now it's chasing another armed fish that is also holding a head.
Respawn?
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Rockeater

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2018, 10:19:44 am »

Convince the fishes to make me their god
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Dustan Hache

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2018, 11:13:13 am »

Respawn on the island, and try again.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

TamerVirus

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2018, 11:48:49 am »

Destroy the moon to mess with the tides
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2018, 12:17:23 pm »

Try to open the door again this time firmly grasp it
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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2018, 12:34:07 pm »

Create a Meme
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Re: Minirolls
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2018, 03:08:58 pm »

Alter the fabric of the universe on the right side of the door red.
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