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KittyTac

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Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« on: July 23, 2018, 10:32:30 pm »

Bay12 can weaponize anything, or so the saying goes. I pick a random page from Wikipedia, and the next poster has to find a way to kill/incapacitate a human with it. Then that poster picks a random page from Wikipedia again, and so on.

I'll start:

List of Ugandan records in athletics
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2018, 10:35:31 pm »

I fold the records into a paper airplane, and throw it into somebody's eye.

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Athenian Rugby
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2018, 11:31:44 pm »

((You forgot to pick a page.))
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 08:45:27 pm »

Send the team to beat up someone.

Winnebago Industries
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 08:51:03 pm »

Blackmail them into founding a company that makes motor homes called Minnebago, watch as corporate lawyers tear them to shreds.

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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 09:18:02 pm »

Give him only frail cricket bats and watch as the pieces fly off the handles into into unsuspecting spectators' faces.

The village Jan Mirza, Ilam.
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 09:21:12 pm »

Send somebody on a vacation there, safe in the knowledge that he instantly became nonexistent due to the fact that there is no census.

A German noblement blessed with a glorious moustache.
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Re: Weaponize it - Wikipedia edition
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2018, 01:07:03 am »

Have him give people malaria before he dies.

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