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Author Topic: Simple Fort... Succession game... Resident clowns  (Read 31582 times)

onciblu

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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #195 on: June 24, 2018, 09:02:05 am »

Oh, its me again?

You won't play magistrum?
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #196 on: June 24, 2018, 04:31:31 pm »

I come after you, so I was expecting you to play first.
I might take it up if you want me to, but I'll take a while.
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #197 on: June 24, 2018, 05:43:09 pm »

Nah, i will take it.
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2018, 06:40:05 pm »

I have a week off the end of next month, so I wouldn't mind exchanging my turn to someone if you finish too fast.
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #199 on: June 27, 2018, 08:03:06 am »

this is the start of a new time. My administration was so good that as soon as it ended everything went to hell. So my people remembered how things were good on my term and decided to put me up with the ruling stick.

As the baroness of this metropolis is my job to fix thing and make simple fort a happy place again. And my first and foremost act will be to prohibit the export of floodgates, as floodgates make me happy. Also I will make some use of stoats' strange structures and make me some nice dependencies. As luxurious personal space makes me happy too.

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There is some people revolting, but as I am very smart, new jail cells are being built. The back log of witnessless crimes will be used to jail the subversive degenerates, killing two rabbits in one strike.

For some reason there is a burrow named safe area, in which some dwarfs are held and making a hell of a noise. These dwarfs will be released, as they are thirsty.

In the middle of many tantrums being thrown a sane child falls to a fey mood. It's a miracle.
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There seems to be few docs for too many patients. New health workers will be trained on field. Me being included.

Lets say things aren't getting better so fast.

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Some degenerates smelled disgrace and got attached to it

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The new political map is dope.
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Lets send a downer as a experiment.

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Lucky bastard is married to our legendary armorsmith...

All training military is stressed, everyone will be on paid leave for now.

Now for the important stuff, we have a new earring

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A surgeon went berserk and had to be put down. Observers were deeply traumatized.
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A fishery work went berserk this time. Peharps dwarfs will care less for a fisher right? At least he died outside, more near to the corpse stockpile

typical kids



We have too many food in the kitchen and too much food already made. The food in the kitchen is rotting and it will dismantled for now

no new news, people keep getting mad, trowing tantrus and so on. Little things takes a long time to be done because the little sane workforce we have.


Just wat we needed

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They even bought trolls
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #200 on: June 27, 2018, 02:29:27 pm »

Throw out the military and lock the doors. They'll fight/go insane among the bad guys, then if they go insane after killing them all they'll just fight amongst themselves and leave the rest of you safe.
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Morality is relative,/Puppies are cheap,/Dwarves are zealots of,/A place that creeps and leaks,/where oversears send them to die,/so we may feast on their on their sorrow,/as we chew on their marrow
Just never forget,/That Bloodyhells is always a threat.

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« Reply #201 on: June 27, 2018, 03:19:09 pm »

If I remember correctly when I left total lockdown still allowed access to the towers, bring everyone in and target practice, I think...

Suspend the work orders, there is too much going to hell for them to work. How many dwarves are left right now, even?
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #202 on: June 27, 2018, 04:31:42 pm »

99 including childs and mentally ill.
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #203 on: June 27, 2018, 04:55:16 pm »

How many sane dorfs?
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Morality is relative,/Puppies are cheap,/Dwarves are zealots of,/A place that creeps and leaks,/where oversears send them to die,/so we may feast on their on their sorrow,/as we chew on their marrow
Just never forget,/That Bloodyhells is always a threat.

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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #204 on: June 29, 2018, 11:50:35 am »

98 population - (21 childs and babies + 15 mentally instable adults + 5 soldiers/monsterslayers)= 57 workers

Hospice wannabe patients:

asmel zuntirlereth Animal trainer SID
cog tunkebong Animal trainer SID
Xetan Osplekecbe - human furnace operator SBM
Cog Mozilblorbam - Metalcrafter SID
Athel alatzulban - Hammerdwarf/clothier SO
Datan Bimdesis - Leatherworker SID
Puppys14yer9000 - Psycho SBM
Erush machinewonders - Hammerdwarf. He just saw his father die, he is griefing and haggard
Vulcar Ingishshukar - Cook RAB
Urdim Cattenlibad - Planter SBM
Deler Idenedtul - Planter SBM
Zasist Athelzes - Planter SBM
Stoat - not a stoat SBM
Obul Oboknicat - Bone doctor Throwing a tantrum

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The siege is half goblin half trolls, the trolls went rushing while the gobllins lagged behinde. I send all main military just outside in the surface, with the worse case scenario being to lock then outside.
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At this point Ubbul Anammedtob killed the first troll. 8 more trolls were killed in sequence with no damage to the millitary.

Refusing the orders to fall back and regroup. 5 soldiers chased a troll up north while the invaders closed in
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the invader forces were 49 strong, 14 is already dead, 35 left to go.

IT'S HAPPENING LIVE BABY
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« Reply #205 on: June 29, 2018, 12:44:47 pm »

2 trained warriors are upset. Awesome. At least the goblins are probably willing to deal with them, if you can get them to join their squad in glorious battle.
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« Reply #206 on: June 29, 2018, 12:53:30 pm »

yeah, good ideia, I'll shove the lunatics in the milliatary

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Urist menglesh started to stumble obviously after depolyment. And now is stumbling away from trolls atacks
 
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Urdim Cattenlibad, previously mentioned, just died deydrated. Who need goblins to deal with then?

YEY, HAPPY TOUGHTS
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Now just imagine this jester, jumping around and dogding the trolls atacks, while mocking him as if it was a Monty phyton sketch.
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I gotta say, these little guys haven got pettry good at defending thenselves. Can someone draw a picture of the goblin trying to bite the dwarf's hand trough the steel glaunlet?
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Updated count: 11 trolls and 20 goblins left. No major injuries on the dwarfs side apart from their mind, that is pettry shattered.

Edzul Egaronul killed eleven already and gained the Badass status. He is outnumbered and is hack limbs left and right. I dont know how long he will sustain it tough, I am sending reinforcments for him
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Wat is that?


The badass recived a few hits and is almost dead.

I think they heard the screams
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Fun fact, soon to be arrested prisoners are treated like animals
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The siege is over, we lost 5 dwarfs during it:

The badass
Dumat ceroldural
Urist Menglashed
The one crazy dwarf that didnt want to drink
and one more that I dont know who

YEY 44.11
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Re: Simple Fort... Succession game
« Reply #207 on: June 29, 2018, 06:31:06 pm »

Lth is completely out.
Ouch!
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« Reply #208 on: June 29, 2018, 06:49:49 pm »

I'm pretty sure that the bushtit died of old age, given the whole it's spring thing

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« Reply #209 on: July 02, 2018, 11:44:28 am »

They feel ashamed after starting fights and tantrum? I mean, it makes sense, but doesn't that mean once they start being unhappy, they'll just make themselves less happy?

Unless emotions are more in-depth than I'm aware of (they probably are) and being ashamed leads them to doing productive things that improve their emotional state somehow.
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