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[frostgiant]

Welcome to the Warband ya OddBoys, The Big Dok IronJamma has got you Grotz in charge of making some real snazzy new weapons and vehicles to krump the other Gitz.

So Da boss Wants ya ta get ta work, And He wants a Nice and Real WAAAGH. With all kindsa Shiny's.

DA MEETIN GROUNDS

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Spoiler:  Starting Arsenal (click to show/hide)

Infantry:

Choppa -  A weapon used one-handed by an ork. A Choppa can be anything from bone, wood or metal scraps. The only true Identifying feature is the ability to be wielding in one hand and having a nice choppy edge.
1 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]

Slugga - A pistol sized for an orks hand. Sheer caliber makes up for the lack of power caused by being a black powder weapon. Typically used by Boys in addition to a choppa and often fired for no more reason than to hear the Slugga shooting.
1 Metal Gubbinz 1 Shiny Bitz. [Cheap]

Big Choppa - A massive axe wielded by ork Nobs. Usually made out of scrap metal and bits of bone, the Big choppa is the go too for an ork nob. The Axe is of such size and weight that its head is the same size as a ork boys’ chest.
2 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]

Ork leathers – Consisting of A rough shirt and pair of pants made out of Squig leather, They are better then nothing. Unlikely to do much with the poor quality of the leather and The fact that the stitching is so rough that your average Nob can stick his hands in the numerous wholes. Bette r then nothing, but not by much. 1 Metal Gubbinz. [Cheap]

Vehicles:

Trukk - Wheels, a metal frame and an engine that makes Very loud noises and goes fast. The trukk is Everything that an ork looks for in a vehicle, or at least enough to count as a Vehicle to an ork. The trukk lacks any and all armour in order to go as fast as possible and carry as many orks and can Hold on.
Comes with a reinforced grill and bumper so the driver can get in on the melee to.
3 Metal Gubbinz. 1 Shiny Bitz. [Expensive]  +1 TC

Air power:

Naval vehicles:

Ork dingie - A floating junk pile made of scrap wood, metal and bone thrown together with the vague hope it won’t sink before the boys can get to a good scrap. Held together with a prayer and Squig Glue.
3 Metal Gubbinz 1 Shiny Bitz [Expensive] (+1TC)

Squigs:

Hair squig -: A important part in any flash orks repertoire, the hair squig latches onto an orks head and gives them a topknot that makes them look dead ‘ard. Very important piece of tech right here.

Spoiler: Resources and TC (click to show/hide)

Resources MG, SB.
Access to 3/3

EadZ camp 1/1 (does not require TC)
Desert South +1 Metal Gubbinz
Jungle South + 1 Metal Gubbinz (Missing TC)
Ash wastes South + 1 Shiny Bitz (Missing TC)
Islands South + 1 Shiny Bitz

2 Metal Gubbinz
2 Shiny Bitz

TC needed 4,  TC Wanted 2

WAAAAAGH Track 0/2

Now, Da smart boys are thinking that it will take a year or two before the WAAGH! will be big enough to get to da other gitz through the Critters and Wastes.

Da Boss Says ta Get to work!

Battle Reports:
001 of Da Big Brawl

[Thanatos Russ]

Boom Boom Squig: These good squigs are rapidly reproducing creature that grow an explosive mixture within their stomach. When they grow large enough, they are capable of blowing up on demand. Very easy to train "boom boom hammerers!" being one of the only commands needed.


This new type of squig should add a high damage aoe element to our Waargh, sending enemy into disarray, and a single one should be able to take out a Trukk.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Da Boom Boom Sqwig looks loike a gud idea, but weeb cud probabley du wun step more.

Squig Shoota: Ya make a big cylinda o' metul aimed at da sky, den ya put a Boom Boom Squig in da back, a thikk piece o' metul smalla around dan da inside o' da cylinda, den anodda Boom Boom Squig.  Make backmost Squig explode an da metul will push da foremost Squig far ways away ter explode in da middle o' da 'Amma 'Untas.

(Ork speak translator)

[Thanatos Russ]

but den dat means weeb need ter succeeded at inventin' bod an explosiv sqwig - which iz at least a normul revision - an alsa modify our Trukk, an den on top o' dat invent a non levvul kannon dat will need ter be abul ter be aimed.

Eben if weeb woz ter succeeded at it, it wuud be likelee ter be Very Expensiv. Dis wuud be inefficient wen an Explosiv Sqwig design will potentialey gotsa gud explosiv kreature who kan move qwickly enough. Doesn't need eenytin else ter be useful.

So meeb wuud posit dat weeb shudda yer idea - a crakklin gud goul ter ab - as a mid-term wepin made by a futur revision wunce weeb gotsa gud Armoureded Trukk an Cannons.

Boom Boom goes da 'Amma 'Edz

[Rockeater]

Waaagh!

[Failbird105]

excuse me but could I bother you fellows to vote?

[Thanatos Russ]

We gonz git dat EXPLOSIVE SQUIG

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

We gonz git dat EXPLOSIVE SQUIG

Let'z go fer dat.

[Rockeater]

((Apperently votebox don't translate to orkish))

Boom Boom Squig (3):Thanatos Russ, Zanzetkuken , Rockeater

[frostgiant]

Boom Boom Squig: These good squigs are rapidly reproducing creature that grow an explosive mixture within their stomach. When they grow large enough, they are capable of blowing up on demand. Very easy to train "boom boom hammerers!" being one of the only commands needed.


Hard
1d6 -> [4] Success, Minor bug

Da boom squig iz 'da rutherds new project for dis month, tak'n samples from 'da jungle an' kickin 'da gretchin out into 'da ash wastes ta kollect 'da various chemical waste ‘dat dey fink dey need. Wot den occurred was a very orky method uv breeding, feed'n a buncha face eata squigs ‘da chemical kocktail before lett'n said face-eaters, eat an get eaten by ‘da variety uv gribliez ‘da rutherds brought back from ‘da jungle.
 'da end result iz a face eatre squig 'dat looks like it ate someth'n way ta big, big a giant swell right behind its chompaz. Dis big round bit on da squig was actual a set uv chemical sacks an’ glands, kontain'n a large variety uv chemicals ‘dat 'plode ratha vigorously when mixed togetha.
 when 'da boom squig bites down on someth'n solid, 'da sacks will mix togetha an detonate.
 ‘da 'plosion 'dat ‘da boom squig makes iz big enough ta take a chunk outta a trukk an pop any Boyz stand'n right near it. Lack uv whizz'n bitz means 'dat any boy 'dat isn't standin right next ta it should be fine.
 
‘da Boyz have taken ta toss'n ‘da little krittaz like a stikk bomb. Some uv im haven't realized ‘da difference between face eataz an boom squigs yet. Makes face eat'n kontest real fun for all ‘da otha Boyz dough.

Boom Squig 1 Metal Gubbinz. 2 Shiny Bitz. [Cheap]

[Shadowclaw777]

Revision:
Guntrukk: Ya see 'ere, weeb put dis shoota ona trukk as weeb calls da Slugga, an nows da land trukk nows az a stationeded gunna turret fer da trukk. Nows da trukk kan ridd as it’s mowin' down da boyz wif a gunna wif a stationeded shoota on da back. Dis is also painted red to go fasts compared to the rest

Guntrukk: (1) SC

[Thanatos Russ]

Guntrukk: (2) SC, T_R

Dis iz a gud idea, 'opefully weeb kan ab sum propa tanks in da futur

[Rockeater]

Guntrukk: (3) SC, T_R,Re

[UristMcRiley]

YA GITS I GOTS AN IDEA!
We Just made them BOOM Squigs so why dont we feel up a truck with a whole lot of them! I knows what your thinking why cause then we can drive the truck into a whole bunch of those other gits and instead of a whole lotta small booms we get one really, REALLY BIG BOOM!!!!
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

[Thanatos Russ]

YA GITS I GOTS AN IDEA!
We Just made them BOOM Squigs so why dont we feel up a truck with a whole lot of them! I knows what your thinking why cause then we can drive the truck into a whole bunch of those other gits and instead of a whole lotta small booms we get one really, REALLY BIG BOOM!!!!
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

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