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[dragdeler]

I bet we could get 2 liters into them, though their incineration might become very costly 

[None]

amazon box drifting down the street

downtown tumbleweed

undesirable propagation of corporate will through detritus

[Vector]

Burmashave

[dragdeler]

You can pretend you don't exist, as you do so successfully, but I've counted, and your existence is a matter of statistical necessity: someone breed tomatoes with not just a green dot but a whole green line on top.You may even be able to fool the people who make sandwiches into believing it's not real, but you can't fool me, I know you're out there making big tomato bucks supplying the whole world. It's a matter of statistical necessity.

[dragdeler]

Not a fan of the 7 hours of daylight that are left. All of this would be much more bearable in the dark.




doublepost: we do not fraternise with the monkeys, even the loyalty of a cat is less self serving. I'm think I'm gonna go back to verbally abusing them, no yelling but if I can make someone cry I'm a happy man. I'd so much rather escalate a gooday into "you don't matter to me I hope you'll die painfully" than stroke another mendacious ego.

[dragdeler]

I wonder if there is people who have scripts ready to be able to eternalise a maximum of custom messages sent at 22:22:22 2/2/2022

[Frumple]

It'd be an interesting script considering it'd have to run, what, twenty something times, skipping around servers to follow time zone changes.

Though that's not really maximal. Maximal would be figuring out how to lay claim to and dictate the calendar system for another stellar body, so that instead of counting up, the year starts at 2222 and just adds another 2 at the end for each passing year. Adjust the days and weeks to add more twos, too, for that matter.

or, no, no

it would have 9 months, and tell the date by number of digits, each month changing the number. So first month, first day, first year, would be 1/1/1, first month, second day, second year, would be 1/11/11, third month, fifth day, tenth year would be 3/33333/3333333333, and so on. It'd be amazingly awful

[Iduno]

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[King Zultan]

Seems somebody doesn't want to wake up at 6AM.

[None]

Y'know how it's said like "person is just standing there with their dick in their hand" as a means of conveying idleness? I propose that we should instead say "person is just standing their with their bits in their mitts." Much more gender-neutral and much catchier, yeah?

[Egan_BW]

but penises are funny

[Iduno]

Seems somebody doesn't want to wake up at 6AM.

Yeah. Especially not on groundhog's day.

but penises are funny

Agreed.

[Vector]

but penises are funny

Yeah. Especially not on groundhog's day.

How I read the thread

[King Zultan]

Groundhog day, the only day penises aren't funny.

[EuchreJack]

Groundhogs prefer nuts