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[dragdeler]

well that's not coo at all

Of course not, this is.

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[King Zultan]

The food poisoning adds flavor!

[Il Palazzo]

In the Solvay conference photo everyone in the first row sits prim and proper, with their legs crossed or sideways. With the exception of Einstein, who does a full-on spreadie to the camera like a true Chad, and Planck, who was sat next to Ms Curie, and tries to hide an erection with his hat.

[Kagus]

In the Solvay conference photo everyone in the first row sits prim and proper, with their legs crossed or sideways. With the exception of Einstein, who does a full-on spreadie to the camera like a true Chad, and Planck, who was sat next to Ms Curie, and tries to hide an erection with his hat.

Curie was just asking for Planck's number, so he thought he had a chance to show her his length.

[Il Palazzo]

Back then, his phone number was probably something like 8.

[bloop_bleep]

That is the face of a man who knows his, um... eigenvalue.

[Uthimienure]

Well, he thought she was constantly... glowing.

[EuchreJack]

And Americans think they're tough...

[Eric Blank]

Fighting a bald eagle in your underwear with a baby latched onto your breast. Honestly, this is something I'd expect to see in dwarf fortress.

Especially the part where you have an infant in immediate danger because mom chose to get involved with a fight with a dangerous wild animal and didn't set the kid down first.

[EuchreJack]

And it was to save her pet goose.

[King Zultan]

Sounds like Dwarf Fortress is starting to leak into real life, not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[KittyTac]

I am typing this from Kazakhstan. Visiting my grandparents there.

[Rolan7]

Once in DND our group was hunting down a gnomish necromancer and we came across some undead skeletons who were sorta milling around in an abandoned lair.  The weird thing is that they were intelligent and nonhostile.  They seemed aware that they were skeletons, but didn't seem to care, just sorta enjoying their mundane unlives.  That particular DM loved using obscure undead and was particularly fond of intelligent undead civilization, so the weirdest part was that it was *skeletons*.

We chatted awkwardly for a little bit, got a vague lead, and left them in peace.

Many years later now, I just realized...  If I was a gnome necromancer and knew I was being followed, I could set up an auditory illusion (probably through a scry) and prank the *shit* out of some very gullible heroes.

...Was that the lead that led us to the boneyard encounter??  AAAGH GNOMES

[TamerVirus]

But did you rattle their bones?

[Magmacube_tr]

Like, I was watching a chocolate ad, right? And you know how they are. Sexy young woman eats the chocolate sensually, a loud, disgusting crunch comes out for some reason. At least this is how it was for me.

Look, I like woman. Alot. But how come it is only woman who eats the chocolate? Why not a sexy young man eating the chocolate for once? I mean, the narrator is a man, why not the actor?

Why can't it be a man? I want my variety! Where is my 10-second-husbando?!

ANSWER YOU CAPITALISTIC COWARDS!!!