I hate The Illuminati.
I mean, not the thing itself, because it doesn't exists. But the idea of it and how dumb it is.
So, you are telling me that a secret organisation/cabal/club/council/what-have-you controls the world in almost complete secrecy, calls the shots, and is preparing to emerge from the shadows, dropping hints all around for no goddamn reason, and somehow manages to actually control an entire planet of endlessly bickering nations, while not having any actual self-presence in it.
For real?
Yeah, that is not how any of this works. World is BIG. People may be seen as pawns. But they are not actual pawns, Countries have their own agendas, and also have something arguably more powerful than money; big guns.
But let's skip over how logically impossible Illuminati is. My hatred comes from how people describe its alleged intentions with EVERY FUCKING AFFILIATION ON GAIA'S GREEN EARTH!!!
Muslims say the elites are Jewish. Christians say they are Satanists. Left says right, right says left. Any nationality says they are the nation they hate the most. Capitalists say they are communists. [INSERT_THING_HERE]phobes say that they are what they hate. The list goes on.
In the end, we have something that is so nebulous that it might as well not be. Furthermore, no one can come up with an agenda for this organisation. A reason to be.
Power? An organisation cannot be built in power only, it'll collapse when all the members try to get to the top, which is the first 5 seconds. Money? That they are all multi-billionaries? The number aspect of their richness have become meaningless already. Besides, all multi-billionaries are all sociopathic psyhcopaths. You can't get there without playing incredibly foul. The entire thing will evolve into a power struggle between soome old, clammy, entitled narcisissts anyways.
I am just tired of it. And don't even get me started on the whole thing with "The Deep State". We ready have one folks, we don't need a second one of these. And its smaller too. Like a baby.
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Anyways, I think I am cute today.