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Author Topic: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"  (Read 214390 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2355 on: July 04, 2023, 04:55:23 am »

I feel like that should be one of those rules of the internet, but what number would it be?
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2356 on: July 06, 2023, 05:26:24 am »

I feel like that should be one of those rules of the internet, but what number would it be?

"Rule 34.whatever: If it exists, it is someones fetish."
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2357 on: July 06, 2023, 05:54:49 am »

"Rule 34.whatever: If it exists, it is someones fetish."
[stares at ship of Theseus lustily clutching carpentry tools]

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2358 on: July 06, 2023, 06:48:47 am »

Mmmmmh yes baby replace my wood
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2359 on: July 06, 2023, 11:29:36 am »

"Rule 34.whatever: If it exists, it is someones fetish."
[stares at ship of Theseus lustily clutching carpentry tools]

[wandering farmer pauses]
Hey, that ain't no drill to screw. It's my feckin' hoe.
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2360 on: July 06, 2023, 02:41:03 pm »

Mmmmmh yes baby replace my wood

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2361 on: July 06, 2023, 05:05:11 pm »

"Rule 34.whatever: If it exists, it is someones fetish."
[stares at ship of Theseus lustily clutching carpentry tools]
Is this what cis people see when they fetishize us?  That would kinda rule :P
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2362 on: July 06, 2023, 05:52:18 pm »

"Rule 34.whatever: If it exists, it is someones fetish."
[stares at ship of Theseus lustily clutching carpentry tools]
Is this what cis people see when they fetishize us?  That would kinda rule :P

If so...

 ;)
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2363 on: July 07, 2023, 04:21:59 am »

Some people just really love wood.
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2364 on: July 07, 2023, 04:32:29 am »

out of context that sounds like some weird fetishy shit.
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2365 on: July 07, 2023, 07:03:17 am »

I am about to lose it. I don't know why, but I am about to go batshit insane.

The crazy genes are catching up to me.


haha


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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2366 on: July 07, 2023, 02:26:59 pm »

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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2368 on: July 08, 2023, 06:49:15 pm »

... if it hasn't been done yet, someone should make a masocore platformer with, like... no feedback. Screen black, no sound, the only indications you're managing anything a "game over" or "stage complete" message. No visible menu, no options, probably awkward (can't be remapped, no controller support, etc.) control scheme, what font there probably wingdings filtered through zalgo or something, possibly with a chance of just lying to you to boot. Dozens, hundreds of levels of increasing complexity, all having to be memorized entirely through brute forcing it. Bossfights, probably RNG elements that make for inconsistent layouts, basically everything standard to masocore as an ethos, just... without visuals. Or audio. One of the more pure expressions of hostility to the player capable of being brought into existence.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2023, 06:52:25 pm by Frumple »
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Re: Random thoughts - On the Origins of "I Could Eat A Horse"
« Reply #2369 on: July 09, 2023, 07:40:37 am »

how could one possibly believe in creatonism or intelligent design, in a world in which the hiccups exist
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