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[Puppyguard]

Fire projectile fluid at the figure's mask.

[Kashyyk]

say: “you have made a terrible mistake” with the most threatening grimace we can muster.

Raise a fist to the sky, summon all of your courage, and swear. YOU SHALL NEVER WEAR SHORT SHORTS!

Although you'd love to do both of these things, you don't know any languages yet.

Let out a good ol' primal scream!

Now that your lungs have cleared of fluid, you give that scream another go. You inhale deeply, filling your lungs with air that makes your nose burn, before screaming the loudest you've ever screamed before. Mind you, that's not saying much right now, but you don't think you could pull that off again just yet as your throat now hurts.

The figure puts down two large, grey rods shaped things, but otherwise seems uncaring about your outburst.

Fire projectile fluid at the figure's mask.

So, you ball up a mixture of spit and the fluid you just hacked up, and spit  it right into it's face. The projectile splatters just about the left eye, where it then sits, as the figure ignores that too.

It picks up a large, white sheet of some fluffy material, before it begins rubbing you down with it. You notice that the figure is actually about the same size as you.

The figure continues its melody.

[King Zultan]

Headbutt the figure's face.

[Screech9791]

Headbutt the figure's face.

-1

>Explode

[Funk]

Headbutt the figure's face.

+1

[Puppyguard]

Headbutt the figure's face.

+1

+1
We will not be ignored!

[RAM]

>Explode

+1
Clearly the objective is, as always, to resolve the problem described in the title...