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[spazyak]

Buy a propper and fittingly ornate hammer head cane and cloak and spend the  rest on beer, ale, wine, what not and get utterly drunk!

[randomgenericusername]

Tackle the Unholy Doom Pail Mug to the ground, so that it doesn’t crash into anything.

Stop this.

[Glass]

Tackle the Unholy Doom Pail Mug to the ground, so that it doesn’t crash into anything.

Stop this.

[Rethi-Eli]

Nod in agreement. I would like to come with. I will come with.

[Enemy post]

Tackle the Unholy Doom Pail Mug to the ground, so that it doesn’t crash into anything.

Stop this.

He's trying to challenge it to a 1v1 duel and is attempting to stop you from interfering, I think.

[Glass]

Oh. Whoops.

Whelp, in that case, intimidate Grognar by threatening to help him do a Team Rocket impression again.

Also, reason for asking about HP: I wanted to know if it was 20 or less so that I could just insta-kill them with Aaron’s elemental death aura.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Dive straight down from the atmosphere to impale Grognar with my sword.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Ask the Sun for the name of the sun god. Tell the Sun that due to operational security, I cannot tell it why I need the name.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Ask the Sun for the name of the sun god. Tell the Sun that due to operational security, I cannot tell it why I need the name.

Try it, I dare you.

[Aurum System]

"New plan brothers, that thing would kill us all anyone who has a bow and arrows needs to light one on fire and shoot it at that things supports."

Order the nod horde to shoot flaming arrows at the supports of this makeshift artillery if they actually have anyone who can. Then have the horde sneak in to resume the attack.

[Glass]

The attack doesn't actually make much progress this time. When the farmers spot the invaders, they knock down a false windmill. Inside is a ramshackle wooden construction of two false legs supporting a rotating array of three incendiary alchemical cannons controlled by a pilot.

Just wondering: is this a Metal Gear or something?

[Enemy post]

It's a handmade, 12th century version of this.

[Glass]

It's a handmade, 12th century version of this.

Got it.
I'm not sure if that makes it more or less absurd.
Welcome to M&M, I guess.

[Sir Elventide]

"Well, that was a blimey experience, was it? In fact, it is so blimey that I feel like hunting for corpses and constructing minions out of their parts just to push such an embarrassing dream out of my head.

Go hunt for body parts to build minions.

[Aurum System]

They're the Farm Defense Initiative aren't they. :V