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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #210 on: May 04, 2018, 01:09:01 am »

Who do you think you're talkin' to, Yank?
I don't think I like the look of him. Politely ask him to leave, and sell him a bit of ice-cold milk if need be, but not all of it. If doesn't accept that, then get him drunk and throw him out.
Once those shenanigans are all over and done with, open up the bar again. Beer is 3 gold.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #211 on: May 04, 2018, 02:02:34 am »

Pull out my Ripper and slice their dusty bones! YEEHAW!
Once the skeletons will be defeated, proceed further and look out for potential traps.


((Also, skeletons? This game is getting 2spoopy4me.))
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #212 on: May 04, 2018, 04:47:17 am »

The door opening is technically a invitation to enter so advanced towards the higher tower.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #213 on: May 04, 2018, 06:09:17 am »

"They'll be sorry they didn't believe me when the milk demons kill them all!"

Go and find anyone who can handle the truth about the impending milkpocalypse and recruit them to help me stop it.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #214 on: May 04, 2018, 06:40:05 am »

Hey, EP, remember Siegebreak?
Where's the castle?
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #215 on: May 04, 2018, 06:50:41 am »

So, I think Aaron should get a bonus for killing undead. He is pretty experienced at it.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #216 on: May 04, 2018, 09:25:13 am »

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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #217 on: May 04, 2018, 09:55:43 am »

What
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #218 on: May 04, 2018, 09:58:26 am »

"Attempt to shout at the readability cops to stand down or risk termination of life."
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #219 on: May 04, 2018, 10:00:53 am »

"Attempt to shout at the readability cops to stand down or risk termination of life."
But there are no cops. Only guards.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #220 on: May 04, 2018, 10:12:47 am »

Name: Baron Von Baron of house Baron of the Barony formally known as Baronhold
Description: A half elven baron with a simple over coat over a somewhat dust stained white button up shirt and red panteloons with white stripes...or perhaps just a drunken idiot who calls himself a baron of some make believe town who just wants some milk.
Why do you want milk?: To find milk for his cookies.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #221 on: May 04, 2018, 11:45:33 am »

((For some reason, turn 11 didn't appear to me.))
Use holy magic to prevent the skeletons from reviving when they are eventually killed hy my allies.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 11)
« Reply #222 on: May 05, 2018, 07:34:01 pm »

Focus on the already damaged spider first.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 12)
« Reply #223 on: May 05, 2018, 08:41:36 pm »

Turn 12

Name: ATHATH
Description: The reincarnation of that crazy guy.
Why do you want milk: So I have a justification to summon mugs from the sky.

Perform a magic ritual to summon a giant mug in the sky.

3

From your ritual chamber, you summon a giant mug. It's only about a 20ft radius though. It'll certainly do some damage wherever it hits, but it's not a true DOOM MUG.

Return to the bartender and cast Suggestion. "I Suggest that you hand me a bottle of milk."
Who do you think you're talkin' to, Yank?
I don't think I like the look of him. Politely ask him to leave, and sell him a bit of ice-cold milk if need be, but not all of it. If doesn't accept that, then get him drunk and throw him out.
Once those shenanigans are all over and done with, open up the bar again. Beer is 3 gold.

(Cormac vs Vaarsuvius)5 vs 3

Cormac tries to get Vaarsuvius to leave, but the elf's Compulsion spell is too much. Cormac goes into a momentary trance at the suggestion and hands Vaarsuvius his milk bottle. Having completed the suggestion, Cormac snaps back to reality and realizes what happened.

The door opening is technically a invitation to enter so advanced towards the higher tower.

5

You venture into the shadowy castle and head up the stairs. On the first floor, you see a noblewoman's wedding dress in a pile of dust. Also in the pile is a glittering sword with a golden hilt.

"They'll be sorry they didn't believe me when the milk demons kill them all!"

Go and find anyone who can handle the truth about the impending milkpocalypse and recruit them to help me stop it.

2

Nobody believes you. A few people carefully suggest that perhaps the stress of Goatsby's attack has driven you mad.

use my powerful forelegs to dig through the wall, then retreat and climb over it for an ambush.

6

You tunnel through the wall. However, you cause a bit too much damage on the way. The wall collapses just after you make it through to the other side. Various armed humans are nearby and wheel around in shock at the noise. A few approach you, waving shiny weapons and yelling.

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5 vs 3

You successfully intimidate the guards. They stop trying to get in and begin forming a barricade. An officer begins to try negotiating with you, but their plans are disrupted when a giant bug monster sudddenly bursts through the town wall.

Name: Baron Von Baron of house Baron of the Barony formally known as Baronhold
Description: A half elven baron with a simple over coat over a somewhat dust stained white button up shirt and red panteloons with white stripes...or perhaps just a drunken idiot who calls himself a baron of some make believe town who just wants some milk.
Why do you want milk?: To find milk for his cookies.

(No action specified.)

You are probably Baron Von Baron of house Baron of the Barony formally known as Baronhold. You've decided to visit the milk-loving village of Moorsburg to find the perfect touch for your Baron-cookies. The town looks like most other English villages, although there's evidence about of a recent fight. Perhaps the kingdom's bandit troubles have adversely affected them. As you explore, that would seem to be the case. Someone has stolen this entire town's milk supply.


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1-1 vs 4
Focus on the already damaged spider first.
6 vs 6-2
(Init:Spider.)

You fight viciously as the spider tries to get close enough to bite you. Ultimately, you duck underneath a pounce and slice through the underbelly as it passes. The spider is dead before it hits the ground. The other spider silently stops eating and fixes its eyes on you when it notices this.

Who cares about the sword, I have a hammer and an axe! CRUSH THESE UNSKINNED VERTEBRATES!
So, I think Aaron should get a bonus for killing undead. He is pretty experienced at it.
2+1 vs 4
Pull out my Ripper and slice their dusty bones! YEEHAW!
Once the skeletons will be defeated, proceed further and look out for potential traps.


((Also, skeletons? This game is getting 2spoopy4me.))
4 vs 4
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To battle!
2+1 vs 6
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(Dialogue too spooky/scary for most audiences.)
1 vs 6+1 against Adventurers
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Moo.
2 vs 5
((For some reason, turn 11 didn't appear to me.))
Use holy magic to prevent the skeletons from reviving when they are eventually killed hy my allies.
1 vs 2
So...

Release a wave of holy magic that can destroy undead, as well as, totally coincidentally, stop all possible summonings of DOOM MUGS.
1+1 vs 5, 2

The entire party fights their best. The adventurers show off their new group tactics, the cow smashes undead under her hooves, and the other ones also do some cool things I guess. However, the sheer force of the tide of skeletons threatens to overwhelm them. They're just too spooky. If you want to seek shelter, the gravediggers house is nearby.

Conjure and Bind a Milk Obcisidaemon with the assistance of the Initiates. Sacrifice them, if necessary.

5, adjusted to 6 by initiates "help"

You have the summoning circle all set up. The bindings are in place and you've selected the perfect Obcisidaemon specimen to call. However, as the last incantations are sung, an eager apprentice tries to impress you by increasing the power of the demon. This was not a good idea. The blurred image of the Obcisidaemon vanishes in sulphur. You barely manage to kill the fool before something ELSE responds to the open gate. The room fills with a hum of power and a figure begins to warp and flicker in the center of the chamber. Whatever it is, it's much too dangerous for the bindings you had in place. The True Name has been invoked too many times.

Something wicked this way comes.


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Hey, EP, remember Siegebreak?
Where's the castle?

I remember it a bit, I'll keep it in mind for later.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk 2 (Turn 12)
« Reply #224 on: May 05, 2018, 09:04:53 pm »

now it's time for that retreatt and climb part. I want to jump down and ambush them as they move to try and chase me away.
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