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Leodanny

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #90 on: May 16, 2018, 01:52:46 pm »

That date is so far into the future, it requires hexadecimal exponential notation to write
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #91 on: May 16, 2018, 07:43:34 pm »

The pouch that was intended to dispense sculpted dragon heads is broken and dispenses extra-strength hand sanitizer instead.
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Leodanny

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #92 on: May 16, 2018, 07:56:20 pm »

This extra strength hand sanitizer is actually gelatin and vodka.
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scourge728

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #93 on: May 16, 2018, 08:42:47 pm »

and the extra-strength hand sanitizer dispenser dispenses sculpted dragon heads

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #94 on: May 16, 2018, 09:40:11 pm »

It is secretly a bomb
Antimatter bomb, to be precise. There won't be much left of anything within a one mile radius if it goes off.
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Generic Arms Race.

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #95 on: May 16, 2018, 10:35:32 pm »

and the extra-strength hand sanitizer dispenser dispenses sculpted dragon heads

My work here...is done.
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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #96 on: May 16, 2018, 11:45:36 pm »

The gelatin and vodka dispenser is just plain broken.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #97 on: May 17, 2018, 04:18:45 am »

It tastes like black liquorice.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #98 on: May 17, 2018, 08:38:03 am »

The explosion is set for 3

2

1

BOOM!!!!!!
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Lunardog15

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #99 on: May 18, 2018, 04:18:43 pm »

catsplosion activate
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