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Author Topic: Design a Thing  (Read 2241 times)

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2018, 09:18:57 am »

The pommel is a sculpted dragon head.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2018, 09:23:50 am »

It is a three-handed sword, regardles of weilder. (Luckily, one of the items available at the vendig  machine can help with that.)
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2018, 09:28:37 am »

Compels the wielder to shout "I AM FROFNAGIR!" at random intervals
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2018, 09:35:56 am »

If the wielder misses
 his target with the sword, a time loop created until he hit.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2018, 12:18:34 pm »

For some absurd reason, it has an access port at the bottom of the handle. No one knows what it does, since it never opens.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2018, 07:08:46 pm »

If you manage to hold it with three hands, it instantly becomes a TWO handed weapon, and changes back when you remove the third hand.

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2018, 07:54:40 pm »

Holding it with two and a half hands results in it growing three hands, all of which attempt to strangle you.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2018, 07:58:47 pm »

Let me sig that!

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2018, 02:52:33 am »

It's known to have an lemony fresh scent.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2018, 03:11:33 am »

If held by more then one person, the does break between them and each part grow to be a complete sword
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2018, 08:35:59 am »

It also absorbs your soul and gives it to the devil when you die.

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2018, 08:52:26 am »

If you use it in a world that doesn't already have a devil, you become the devil.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2018, 08:54:33 am »

It also opens a portal to another world, then flies into the portal whenever the current one dies.

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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2018, 12:32:01 pm »

There is an Intel Inside sticker on the pommel. The sticker cannot be removed.
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Re: Design a Thing
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2018, 01:17:58 pm »

If you hold it with zero hands, your arms turn into legs. (Unless they were already legs, then your nose turns into a foot.)
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