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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[Enemy post]

I curl up in the wall while waiting.

[NRDL]

Lay eggs.

[Screech9791]

Lay eggs.

You're only a regular xenomorph, not a xenomorph queen, even though you have the gene that makes you non-hostile to the Bluian Coalition.

edit: whoops thought you were enemy post

[ziizo]

"carrots... orange... Yeah that makes sense. All hail V-alpha mascot/symbol of the Orongus Legion"

get into the car Ziizo.

[scourge728]

PTW, and also, can new people join?

[Enemy post]

Lay eggs.

You're only a regular xenomorph, not a xenomorph queen, even though you have the gene that makes you non-hostile to the Bluian Coalition.

NRDL is the chicken headed guy, I'm the xenomorph.

[Screech9791]

Lay eggs.

You're only a regular xenomorph, not a xenomorph queen, even though you have the gene that makes you non-hostile to the Bluian Coalition.

NRDL is the chicken headed guy, I'm the xenomorph.

Oh.

PTW, and also, can new people join?

Anyone can join at any time!

[Nakéen]

"This is one strange team. Three regular people, and a carrot. Wait a second... he can be our mascot!"

Search around the dropship for arts and crafts supplies.

The cybernetically enhanced carrot-man replied with the voice of a grizzled war veteran.
"Please, the carrot has a name. Call me V-Alpha, or V-A for short. Mascot? Pfah, don't make me it your veggies lad. I will accept nothing less than the position of LEADER if we assign roles out there."

He then proceeded to do check up his Pneumatic Carrot Driver's, polishing and cleaning it.

[scourge728]

TEAM:BLUE
Name: CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz))
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Nothing but what's built into him

[Failbird105]

make sure my gun is loaded

Also, team, you can all access my weapon box.

[King Zultan]

Get the tire iron out of the trunk and get in and start the car.

[Nakéen]

(if you are talking about Failbird's mystery box, he is in the Blue Team)

[King Zultan]

(I forgot what team I was on for a minute.)

[impcamper]

Team:Orongus
Name: Mulven
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Weapon: A rocket propelled sledgehammer

[Screech9791]

"This is one strange team. Three regular people, and a carrot. Wait a second... he can be our mascot!"

Search around the dropship for arts and crafts supplies.

4: You find a DIY camouflage kit. You then apply it to your ballistic vest and rifle. There's also some loose pieces of unbraided rope that you attach to your rifle after painting them green, creating one better suited to forest operations.

Weapon upgraded: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle

I curl up in the wall while waiting.

2: You curl up in your chair.

Lay eggs.

5: You... lay xenomorph chicken eggs?

Something tells me they're too big to be chickens. (+1)

The cybernetically enhanced carrot-man replied with the voice of a grizzled war veteran.
"Please, the carrot has a name. Call me V-Alpha, or V-A for short. Mascot? Pfah, don't make me it your veggies lad. I will accept nothing less than the position of LEADER if we assign roles out there."

He then proceeded to do check up his Pneumatic Carrot Driver's, polishing and cleaning it.

4: You polish and clean your pneumatic carrot driver. You also make sure all 10 of the carrots it can use are loaded, which they are.

make sure my gun is loaded

Also, team, you can all access my weapon box.

5: Your FAMAS is loaded with all 20 5.56 rounds inside a straight magazine. While you're at it, you inspect the gun and notice that the model you have utilizes a larger handguard than a normal trigger guard, as well as having smaller folding sights and a custom side-bent bolt with a rail over it.

You also have the rest of your team grab something from the box.

I'll use a D6 to determine type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG)
Nix: 4 (Gets an AK12)
Jim: 2 (Gets a M93R (Yes, I know the M93R is a burst pistol but it's close enough of a SMG for me to put it here))
XX121: 3 (Gets a DB shotgun)
Cas: 6 (Gets a Soma, you lucky duck, getting 100 rounds of pure lethality)

Get the tire iron out of the trunk and get in and start the car.

6: You start up the car, which is inside the troop and vehicle room. While looking in the weapons storage, you find a mounted automatic shotgun, which you place at the passenger's seat. Literally riding shotgun, anyone?

Oh, and you grab the tire iron.

Both dropships start to land behind the bases, and both squads leave the dropship.

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: Sledgehammer, AK12 (FMJ rounds, 30/30, 5.56)
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Soma (FMJ rounds, 100/100, 9x19mm (the game this weapon originated from uses generic ammo and since it has low base damage i'll assume 9mm))
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (10/10, Carrots)
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental

Mulven (impcamper)
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Weapon: A rocket propelled sledgehammer