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Silverlock

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The bard needs a woman
« on: May 15, 2018, 05:00:46 pm »
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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2018, 08:55:05 pm »
That happens sometimes, but random chance made it seem like... Yeah...
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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2018, 11:07:31 pm »
I can imagine some other situation not unlike this one explains how centaurs came to be.
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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2018, 11:30:31 pm »
So much for crossbreeds.
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
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Cathar

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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2018, 01:58:09 am »
You got it all wrong, he's just singing over a mad beat

I just googled the lyrics

"To Yak Cow" (Artist : Sarvesh Rithgeshud)

Have no fear
Get me going and I won't stop for anything
It's a great day to fall in love
All over again

Chorus (x2):
It was inevitable (x2)
I don't care about anything anymore
« Last Edit: May 16, 2018, 02:04:00 am by Cathar »
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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2018, 04:42:17 am »
I can think of a couple GWAR songs that fit this scenario  :P
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Re: The bard needs a woman
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2018, 09:34:27 am »
Quote from: SoggyGoat on May 29, 2018, 04:42:17 am
I can think of a couple GWAR songs that fit this scenario  :P
ah yes, such classics as "I'm in love with a dead dog" and "fuckin' an animal"
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