Ask the GM if there are seperate characters, or if we're just the same dorf. If we are just the voices in the head of some random Dorf, then... Idunno, drink.
we're all 1 dwarf, and we all get to do a billion things at once
Go mining.
2: You grabbed a glass pick and it broke.
LOCATE BOOZE STOCKPILE AND BEGIN EXHAUSTIVELY SAMPLING IT WHILST ALSO SOCIALISING INTENSIVELY
3: You drink a lot of booze, but get past your dorfy alcohol tolerances and get hammered.
BECOME HAMMERER
5: In your hammered state, you become a hammerer, with a hammer forged from solid booze.
I'M A SECRET VAMPIRE, WHO IS ALSO A VETERAN OF DWARF-ELF WARS!
ENTER THE FORTRESS!
Auto2: You're already in the fortress.
Cover the outside with at least 1/7 magma.
5: The outside is covered with 2/7 magma.
Clam to be a Legendary+ weaponsmith, while actually just being a herbalist.
2: You claim to be a Legendary+ weaponsmith, but they know you're a herbalist.
Ask the GM if there are seperate characters, or if we're just the same dorf. If we are just the voices in the head of some random Dorf, then... Idunno, drink.
REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY WHILST FULFILLING MY EARLIER ACTION
Auto2: What guy?
I am a dwarf and I must dig a hole, go dig a hole.
4: You dig a hole.
Be a mountain gnome instead. Drink all of the booze.
Auto2: You're stuck as a dwarf.
Grab some furniture and throw it at someone.
6: You kill several people with flung tables.
Find the most important person in the fortress
1: You find the least important person in the fortress. That's you!
explore the terrain around the fortress.
3: The terrain is at least 2/7 magma.
Be a mountain gnome instead. Drink all of the booze.
Take the heresy further
Engage my inner elf and refuse to hurt the local tree life
2: You impulsively cut down all the burning trees.
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