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RANDOM MAYMAY TIME! XDDD

OOOOOOH, BEEF HAS EXPIRED! AUUUOOH, IT GOT PARASITES!
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HOW MANY BREADS HAVE YOU EATEN IN YOUR LIFE?!
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I. LIKE. JUICE!
- 0 (0%)
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?!
- 1 (14.3%)
PINGAS!
- 4 (57.1%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: August 18, 2018, 03:36:57 am


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Author Topic: ROLL TO FIGHT COMCAST: CORPORATE FUTURE MINIMALIST ARRGH TEE DEE: EPILOGUE  (Read 12899 times)

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Re: ROLL TO FIGHT COMCAST: CORPORATE FUTURE MINIMALIST ARRGH TEE DEE: EPILOGUE
« Reply #270 on: September 15, 2018, 03:18:55 am »

EPILOGUE

(4) THE DESTRUCTION OF COMCAST HQ INSPIRED ANTI-CAPITALIST AND ANTI-CORPORATE REBELS ACROSS THE GLOBE! THE REBELS FOUGHT THE MEGACORPS AND OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENTS, EVENTUALLY (5) CREATING NEO-SOCIALIST PARTIES IN WESTERN EUROPE AND AMERICA, WINNING MULTIPLE ELECTIONS DESPITE HUGE LOBBYING AGAINST THESE PARTIES! (6) THE REST OF THE WORLD ALSO PUSHED BACK THE CORPORATIONS, BUT WITH A SPLIT BETWEEN NEO-REACTIONARY PARTIES AND NEO-SOCIALIST ONES! OVERALL, THE WORLD AT THE END OF 2036 SAW A RISE OF ANTI-CORPORATE THOUGHT, AND WHILE SOME COUNTRIES ARE STILL RULED BY MEGACORPS, THEIR INFLUENCE WAS NOTICEABLY REDUCED!

Sally will continue the resistance, attempting to create SubNet - a network of artificially intelligent nodes that create independent internet accessways for everyone!

It's been fun! I didn't expect Sally to live.
I've been here since turn one, and I've gotta say, this was one hell of a fun RTD.

I guess I'll go hunt down the stragglers of Comcast, raiding anywhere their remaining personnel are hiding, and after I'm done, I might as well help establish SubNet.
Walk my dog to the HQ! I don't care that I lack proper clothing! They must be stopped!
(3+1) THE SITUATION WAS LOOKING DIRE FOR 0CRA, WITH THE DEATH SQUADS AND MILITARY PERSONNEL ARRIVING AT THE COMCAST HQ! LUCKILY, AT THE RIGHTEST MOMENT, A YOUNG MAN WITH A DOG MOVES TOWARDS THE DESTROYED HQ, TO WHOM THE DS/MILITARY SWITCH THEIR ATTENTION, ALLOWING 0CRA TO ESCAPE! (6 VS 4) IN A SURPRISING TWIST OF FATE, THE YOUNG MAN COMMANDS HIS DOG TO CHARGE AT DS/MILITARY PERSONNEL! THE DOG MANAGES TO MURDER A FEW OF THEM AND SEVERELY INJURE THE REST! (4) WITH THAT, THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE DOG GOES BACK TO HIS HOUSE, DISAPPOINTED AT THE FACT THAT THE COMCAST HQ WAS DESTROYED BEFORE HE COULD DESTROY IT HIMSELF! THE YOUNG MAN THEN DECIDES TO LAY LOW, UNTIL THE MARTIAL LAW ENDS!

(6+1) SHORTLY AFTER THE MARTIAL LAW HAS ENDED, THE CITY WAS LEFT WITHOUT THE INTERNET! SALLY AND 0CRA BEGUN WORKING ON A SUBNET: THE INTERNET WITHOUT CORPORATE INFLUENCE! THE PROJECT WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL AND HAD HUGE POPULARITY IN NORTH AMERICA, BUT IT LIVED A RATHER SHORT LIVE OF THREE WEEKS! APPARENTLY, THE ENCRYPTION TYPE WAS RATHER OUTDATED, WHICH ALLOWED GOVERNMENT AGENTS TO BREAK IT AND REVEAL ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE THOUSANDS OF IPS! (6+1 VS 1) LUCKILY, 0CRA AND SALLY THOUGHT AHEAD AND ESCAPED IMPRISONING! THEY'VE CHANGED THEIR IDENTITIES AND FLED TO CANADA, LIVING QUIETLY IN TORONTO!

(5) THE SUBNET WAS SHUT DOWN, ONLY TO BE REVIVED BY THE NEO-SOCIALIST GOVERNMENTS OF NORTH AMERICA! THE CITIZENS WHO WERE ARRESTED FOR USING IT WERE ALSO RELEASED AND FORGIVEN! THE INTERNET WAS PRIVATE AGAIN, AT LEAST IN NA!

USE MY INVICIBILITY TO DESTROY ALL OF THE TV COPORATES! THEN REESTABLISH TV AS A FREE PLACE WITH STUFF YAY!
(3 VS 3) AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF COMCAST HQ, SARGE DECIDED TO DEAL WITH CORPORATE TV... VIOLENTLY! HE KILLED SOME JOURNALISTS, THEN HE WAS CAUGHT AND FORCED TO LAY LOW! (2) SADLY FOR HIM, SARGE WAS QUICKLY FOUND AND IMPRISONED! HE WAS ASSIGNED TO AN EXECUTION, BUT ONLY THE LAST ATTEMPT OF EXECUTING HIM WAS SUCCESSFUL: SARGE WAS DUMPED INTO A PLASMA REACTOR, WHERE HE WAS INCINERATED!

Go forth and create my own resistance thing filled with hobos and we will use our HOBO POWERS to kill all of the death squad people everywhere.

I've really enjoyed this game.
(5) AFTERWARDS, BILLY BOB WENT ON AND CREATED A NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT-WIDE HOBO RESISTANCE, WHICH PROTESTED AGAINST DEATH SQUADS AND PARAMILITARY BRUTALITY RATHER VIOLENTLY! IN THE SUMMER OF 2035, THE HOBO RESISTANCE WENT ON VIOLENT MASS PROTESTS AGAINST THE DEATH SQUADS! THE PROTESTS ENDED FOR THE HOBO RESISTANCE AS A SLAUGHTER, AFTER WHICH BILLY BOB WAS FORCED TO DISBAND THE ORGANIZATION AND HIDE FROM THE LAW ENFORCEMENT! (3) HE HID HIMSELF SOMEWHERE IN THE RURAL AREAS, LIVING BY HIMSELF! EVERYONE WAS BELIEVING THAT BILLY BOB DIED!

That was fun.
EAT CELEBRATORY BREAD ROLLS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
(6) YOU ACCIDENTALLY ATE A HOLY DRIED BREAD: THE MOST IMPORTANT RELIC FOR YOUR CULT! IT WAS VERY TASTY, BUT YOU GOT EVICTED FROM THE CULT, AND THEN YOU SPEND THESE TWO YEARS BEING HUNTED BY BOTH THE CORPORATE GOVERNMENT AND THE BREAD CULT! (1) ONE DAY, YOU BUMP INTO A CULTIST OF BREAD, WHO STABS YOU RIGHT ON THE STREETS! YOU DIE FROM YOUR HEART BEING PIERCED BY A CEREMONIAL KNIFE!

SET UP KANGAROO EVACUATED RESISTANCE AS A YOINK AND SWORD VENTURE. WE WILL MULTIPLY THE SWORD PRESENCE ON EARTH AND STRIKE DOWN EVIL CORPORATE OVERLORDS. ALSO SUPPORT YOINK.
SET UP KANGAROO EVACUATED RESISTANCE AS A YOINK AND SWORD VENTURE. WE WILL MULTIPLY THE SWORD PRESENCE ON EARTH AND STRIKE DOWN EVIL CORPORATE OVERLORDS.
YEAH! ...SURREPTITIOUSLY OFFER TO SPARE THEIR LIVES IF THEY SELL OUT BUSINESS INTERESTS TO ME CHEAPLY FIRST, THOUGH

FORM MY OWN KICKASS MEGACORP FROM THE ASHES OF THOSE WE DESTROY/ACQUIRE
HAVE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT DESIGN AND CONSTRUCT A COOL-AS-HECK KANGAROO-SHAPED SPACESHIP WITH TIKI DECOR FOR ME
OPEN TRADE ROUTES TO OTHER PLANETS/SYSTEMS, BACKING UP MY BARGAINING SKILLZ WITH THREAT OF MURDERING THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO DO BUSINESS WITH ME OR WHO DARES TRY TO RIP ME OFF

GROW A GOATEE AND START WEARING AN EYEPATCH DESPITE HAVING TWO PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL EYES

IN SHORT: LIVE MY BEST LIFE
   

(5 VS 1) YOINK AND DOOMBLADE HELP THE GROWING ANTI-CORPORATE MOVEMENT BY STRIKING DOWN CEOS OF VARIOUS MEGA-CORPS... WELL, AND THEY ALSO CREATE KANGAROO CAVALRY TO HELP RESISTANCE! (6) BY THE TIME OF ELECTIONS IN USA, YOINK MANAGES TO BUY OUT A LOT OF MEGACORPS VIA THREATS, CREATING HIS OWN MEGACORP: YOINK INDUSTRIES! SADLY FOR YOINK, NEO-SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT WANTED TO SLOWLY ABOLISH MEGACORPS, (5) BUT YOINK MANAGES TO PAY SOME OF HIS MONEY TO THE GOVERNMENT, ALLOWING HIS MEGACORP TO EXIST FOR A YEAR! (5) YOUR ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT CREATED THE PERFECT SPACESHIP YOU WANTED, AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU ALSO MOVE YOUR MEGACORP TO MARS, WHERE NO ONE CAN TAX OR DISSOLVE IT! (2 VS 2) YOU COME INTO A CONTACT WITH THE OTHER ALIEN RACES, WHICH DON'T TAKE YOUR THREATS KINDLY ENOUGH! YOU HAVE SOME LOW-INTENSITY SPACE SKIRMISHES WITH NARLGANI EMPIRE'S FLEETS, WHERE YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OUT THEIR SPACESHIPS DESPITE YOUR SHIP BEING LOW-TECH OVERALL! (2) EVENTUALLY, YOU SEE THAT THE WAR IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU, AND YOU MAKE WHITE PEACE WITH THE ALIENS! (5) LUCKILY FOR YOINK, NARLGANI ARE QUITE FORGIVING AND PEACEFUL RACE, SO YOU TWO OPEN TRADE ROUTES BETWEEN EACH OTHER! YOINK THEN DECIDES TO WEAR AN EYEPATCH AND LIVE A LIFE OF HEDONISM AND DEBAUCHERY!

AND SO, THIS RTD ENDS! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
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