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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 343889 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9060 on: July 21, 2018, 04:05:01 pm »

Kill the overseer and than dance

WWUD if he's a vampire necromancer?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9061 on: July 21, 2018, 06:14:41 pm »

Hed get locked inside a bizarre contraption and be forced to make undead bacon for all eternity. He never gets to taste a single drop of blood.

WWUD if he was just a normal guy, but the undead mysteriously ignored him.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9062 on: July 21, 2018, 07:29:00 pm »

Be drafted and sent to assassinate a necromancer.

WWUD if he can summon **Candy** whenever he wants?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9063 on: July 21, 2018, 08:08:48 pm »

Summon it in his mouth because he thought it was actual candy. Suffocate.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9064 on: Today at 12:04:37 am »

Urist, feeling the need for some abstract thinking, visits his local library.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire necromancer?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9065 on: Today at 12:08:21 am »

Destroy the world (Crash the game)

What would Urist do if he was lonely?
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tussock

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9066 on: Today at 03:53:26 am »

Take up full time individual combat training until he was both upset and skilled enough to murder all his friends in one tantrum.

WWUD if he got appointed boss?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9067 on: Today at 11:58:12 am »

Become a vampire so he can be the boss PERMENANTLY


WWUD if cave blob fluid caused severe systemic necrosis?
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