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[Kilojoule Proton]

Kilojoule Productions presents a stupid exercise in crowdsourced data collection (now with 13% more blockchain synergy!) to answer a question nobody ever asked: How many users are online right now?

Follow this format:
322 Guests, 45 Users

Other than that, do something to pass the time that doesn't involve 24-point font or quoting 24-point font. Preferably something other than Hurt and Heal, but I won't judge. Also leave a nice delay of 30 minutes or so between user-count update posts so as not to anger Toady One or your fellow user.

I'll just necro my last SISG on this thread to start it off, but don't feel obligated to keep it going.


YOU ACT LIKE A PAINTING, MAKING REALISTIC PAINTING SOUNDS



BEFORE YOU MANAGE TO ARM YOURSELF WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS FROM SCREWDRIVERSPACE, SOME YOUNG COLLECTOR RIPS YOU OUT OF YOUR FRAME OF THE DARK LORD AND SHOVES YOU INTO A CRAMPED BAG WITH A PAINTING OF A DUCK.



YOU ARE NOW STUCK IN SOME CRAMPED BAG WITHOUT YOUR POWERFUL FRAME

[Screech9791]

220 guests, 45 users (as of last time I checked before this post was sent)

For the record it's 6:45 AM EST as of posting so not much Bay12ers are online.

Anyways, how's life?

I probably don't really have too high standards for people who post on a forums site all day instead of doing actually noteworthy stuff, *cough cough* me *cough cough* but whatever.

[King Zultan]

228 Guests, 55 Users

The solution for the situation in the SISG is to eat the duck.