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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2018, 10:17:45 am »

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Dare I ask how you (inadvertently at that) created the psychic equivalent of a false vacuum event?
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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2018, 10:58:42 am »

We have eyes, eh? Well, let's actually look around with them!

83: You look around and see the following:

-An open door
-The walls next to said door
-A window
-A street
-Several other houses which coincidentally all look the exact same including your house
-Yourself

Use our phone to search for jobs.

86: You go on Jobs-R-Us's website and search for entry level positions.

What career path are you looking for on Jobs-R-Us?
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2018, 10:59:32 am »

Costumed performer!
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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2018, 11:30:38 am »

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Avanti!
Edited for possibly misgendering a fork.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2018, 01:37:14 pm »

Mercenary
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2018, 01:52:10 pm »

... Costumed Mercenary? Is that even a thing? Let's look for performer jobs first, at least.
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On another note, Standoff is a game I'm running. Ever want to kill someone with your very own Stand? You've come to the right place.

Doubloon-Seven

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2018, 01:53:54 pm »

Technically all soldiers are costumed. Uniforms are just costumes with a fancy name.
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« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2018, 01:56:18 pm »

Ok, we do your thing first
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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2018, 07:38:03 pm »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2018, 08:06:16 pm »

Costumed performer!
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... Costumed Mercenary? Is that even a thing? Let's look for performer jobs first, at least.

Costumed Mercenary

Looks like we have a tie!



Tails: You decide to search for costumed mercenary positions, but since every possible piece of apparel could be part of a costume, that'd just make you an ordinary mercenary.

23: After a few minutes of searching, you manage to find a job as a mercenary, but it won't provide you equipment. Time to get your own stuff, I guess.
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2018, 08:10:46 pm »

Attempt to purchase a sword.
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2018, 08:11:43 pm »

Go to store and buy a gun and ammo.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

The_Two_Eternities

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« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2018, 11:49:37 pm »

Go to store and buy a gun and ammo.
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Dare I ask how you (inadvertently at that) created the psychic equivalent of a false vacuum event?
"I don't Know mysterious voice but I will"
Professor Oak will try to replicate the Physic false vacuum event.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2018, 12:21:25 am »

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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

FallacyofUrist

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Re: SPAMD100
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2018, 12:58:29 pm »

Attempt to purchase a sword.
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Go to store and buy a gun and ammo.
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+1 and +1.

We're also going to need body armor. Buy a Kevlar fursuit. Or just a bullet resistant vest if we can't find any kevlar fursuits.
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On another note, Standoff is a game I'm running. Ever want to kill someone with your very own Stand? You've come to the right place.
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