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DG

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2018, 10:54:59 am »

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2018, 07:27:05 am »

You created swole ravens? Wow, I never thought something like that was possible. Since most animals lack [CAN_LEARN] they couldn't gain attributes AND skills. Now someone needs to find a way to weaponize this discovery.
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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2018, 07:28:33 am »

The optimal solution, as it usually is, is to lock large amounts of birds in a small space and make them fight to the death

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2018, 01:34:40 pm »

You may not enjoy it, but this is what peak physical murder looks like

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2018, 05:29:12 pm »

You may not enjoy it, but this is what peak physical murder looks like
Now we know why a group of crows is called a 'murder'.

Edit: Ravens are simply called an 'unkindness', however. Way to understate there, group naming guy.
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2018, 07:03:41 pm »

[Obligatory image of a small room full of ravens murdering each other.]
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2018, 08:06:04 pm »

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2019, 05:45:34 am »

I know I'm necroing this, but I found the thread really fun and I think more people should see it.
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2019, 08:23:13 am »

By the pattern, you need to edit your post to include a picture of a muscular bird.
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2019, 07:50:05 am »

This is amazing and I'm glad I clicked on this thread.

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2019, 01:22:21 am »

THE RAVEN ON MY HEAD THIRSTS FOR DWARVEN BLOOD
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2019, 08:43:56 am »

THE RAVEN ON MY HEAD THIRSTS FOR DWARVEN BLOOD

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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2019, 08:10:27 pm »

I liked how the same events can be told in such different ways. This was brilliant.
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2019, 04:04:24 pm »

You may not enjoy it, but this is what peak physical murder looks like
Now we know why a group of crows is called a 'murder'.

Edit: Ravens are simply called an 'unkindness', however. Way to understate there, group naming guy.
A group of ravens might also be called a conspiracy. Whoever names groups of birds should name other animal groups too
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Re: An ignoble end
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2019, 09:51:00 pm »

imagine those two anomalies of nature walking towards you
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