Update 1: SwagThey didn't mention Heaven's grace enough, so Heaven sent demons to murder them all. I can't imagine why the people weren't blabbering nonstop about Heaven's grace.
Being peaceful made it extra easy for Heaven to righteously massacre them all.
Judgemental wandering asshole appears out of nowhere, eh? TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME
Did I mention overpowered wandering asshole?
You guys are missing out on a fantastic deep Japanese samurai voice here.
If he was wrong, they'd probably have at least one guy in the kingdom who could do what we did on a lark.
On the other hand, we're a wandering asskicker, not a theologian.
Some duel to the death! Unless demons are immortal instruments of the Will of Heaven and so cannot die or something.
Not to detract from our own heroism and glory but I feel like an introspective "holy shit we are bad at war" might also be appropriate here.
A pension. Demons would be sipping blood wine out of your skulls if we hadn't singlehandedly stopped it, and you're going to award me the greatest honor you can bestow:
A pension.
I hear good things come from listening to voices beyond the stars.
That's our name alright, Mighty Warrior. Our middle name is Heroic.
This better not end with us getting probed again.
Not to nitpick and I know this is the least miraculous thing here but this looks like more of a beam of light than a ball.
Easy to remember, at least. None of this Earl of Frankfurt which doesn't actually contain Frankfurt nonsense.
Oh, so the humans down here were so crappy you had to handcraft perfect replacements for after demons ate them all?!
Now I know you're one of the guys who voted yes on murdering all life but are you SURE this is a good idea?
Okay but you remember we're dumb enough to duel a demon lord to the death to save some worthless assholes and get a shitty pension right?
That sounds ominous. Was that meant to be ominous, God of War?
"And, you know, just sayin', last time we watched over somebody and didn't like what we saw, well, I think you were there!"
At least we got a slave out of the deal.
Okay, it's parenting time.
I don't know what any of these do, but I'd think a girl who literally descended from the heavens would have higher faith.
This is how we plan her schedule. There are three blocks, and we pick an option for each block. I have no idea if order matters.
Each broad option contains several sub-options. Note that most things cost money, but working a job produces money.
So! How shall we plan our daughter's first month since a year after we found her?