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aurasdvscs

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Lowerarchy of Hell
« on: August 25, 2018, 01:37:28 am »

The highest class of demon are the dikrohir. They are too stupid to have any way of escaping to the surface and are therefore completely harmless despite their immense size, array of powers and infinite bloodthirst. Some occultists engage in futile attempts to summon them up for weaponization or exotic goods.

The next class beneath them is the kulurrohir or "bogeymen" as the commoners say. For those of you who do nothing like adventuring I will tell you that they are as easy to invoke as they are to banish, for any idiot can do it by simply staying out and alone and then returning inside. They are a lethal annoyance and nothing else.

Further below these bothersome imps are the aborohir. All of you will likely understand that I mean goblins, but other many other names exist thanks to their worldly presence. Peasants will call them small-trolls, dwarvish humor knows them as bucks and some other philosophers will entitle them to be "hellves" in much the same way that dwarf is a portmanteau of dwarf and elf. Though useless from an occult standpoint, enterprizing slavers value them for their almost nonexistent needs and commission elaborate machines to secretly exploit their intelligence. Purity Theory holds that this is because demons are so evil that they have no body-soul duality.

At the bottom are the kastrolrohir, a focal point of many conspiracy allegations aimed at unpopular institutions. What is known is that the goblins are always heralds of their presence-that is the basis of their pagan beliefs! These entities combine the most dangerous aspects of all types above them and fixed to the world like a spear in the ground. Pages upon pages of hack literature talks about how they could be divined, commanded, killed or every other act that you do upon a magical beast. Such writings are the hallmark of a worthless philosopher. Words and symbols have no meaning when dealing upon demons, for they are beings of pure force.
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Re: 고시에 같이 범인이 것 당신도 이번
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2018, 01:38:55 am »

Why are you copying someone's post?
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Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: Lowerarchy of Hell
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2018, 01:47:01 am »

This is weird.
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One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs feel much worse.

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Re: Lowerarchy of Hell
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2018, 10:02:13 am »

I feel like this is attempt to brainwash a forum on a very arbitrary topic via reposting
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Re: Lowerarchy of Hell
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2018, 11:54:37 am »

More likely a spambot trying to look legit by first imitating other users.

They haven't posted anything besides this in over a week, though.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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