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Author Topic: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD  (Read 1088 times)

0cra_tr0per

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SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« on: September 02, 2018, 12:43:47 pm »

BASIC RULES SHOULD BE OBVIOUS

IF YOU DON'T POST YOUR ACTIONS, YOU WILL BECOME AN AI PLAYER POSSESSIBLE BY ANY PLAYER WHO WANTS TO JOIN, AND 3 TURNS OF BEING IN AI CONTROL WILL MAKE THE AI SUICIDAL!

ALL CAPS MUST BE USED FOR ACTIONS/IC STUFF, FAILURE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS WILL MAKE YOU POSSESSED BY A SUICIDAL AI!

HEALTH SYSTEM IS CHUNKY SALSA!

Spoiler: RESTRICTIONS (click to show/hide)

SIGNUP SHEET:
Quote from: SHEET
NAME:
APPEARANCE:
GENDER:
HEALTH:
INVENTORY:
(NOTE: I WILL EDIT THE HEALTH AND INVENTORY TABS ON THE SECOND POST WHICH LISTS PLAYER STATUSES IN THE EVENT SOMEONE GETS HURT/HEALED/SOMETHING OBTAINED/SOMETHING LOST)
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Little Billy: Daddy's here and he's cooking? And he let's me drink beer!? OH BOY! Ecstatic
Overlength quote count: 2

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2018, 12:44:29 pm »

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« Last Edit: September 04, 2018, 07:19:52 am by 0cra_tr0per »
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Yoink

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2018, 07:10:54 pm »

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2018, 07:26:26 pm »

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS
DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK
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to EXPIRE alone, in the jaws of some BEAST; one ALIKE but far AWAY
a delicate MACHINE, finally BROKEN beyond last hope of REPAIR
FLUIDS escaping, becoming ONE
cold thereafter

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2018, 07:32:08 pm »

NAME: DR. STRIKE
APPEARANCE: LATE 20'S, MADE OUT OF SUPERCOOLED BARK
GENDER: TREE
HEALTH:
INVENTORY: PLANT KILLER, CELL PHONE


IN MY SCIENCE BASE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY, I PUMP MORE SEEDS INTO MY PLANT-LIFE CREATOR MACHINE.


I CREATE MORE SENTIENT HUMANOID/PLANT FOLLOWERS
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2018, 08:51:12 pm »

IS A FURRY
IS ANNOYED
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2018, 10:02:05 pm »

DON'T JUDGE, OP NEEDS EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO PILE HATE ON FURRIES AND WEEBS IN ORDER TO FEEL SELF-ADEQUATE
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FLUIDS escaping, becoming ONE
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Mallos

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2018, 10:10:17 pm »

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS
DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK
PILE ON, STRENGTHENING MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF QUOTE PYRAMIDS.
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2018, 07:19:44 am »

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS
DO THIS ALSO, THEN HIGH-FIVE YOINK
PILE ON, STRENGTHENING MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF QUOTE PYRAMIDS.
I ALSO JOIN IN ON THE PYRAMID PILE, FOR SOME REASON.
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2018, 11:07:37 am »

PUNCH GM IN STOMACH FOR USING 'MINIMALIST' DESCRIPTOR AND THEN ASKING FOR SHEETS

1: YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS WHILE YELLING "PINGAS" REALLY LOUDLY, CAUSING YOU TO HAVE UNBEARABLE PAIN!

ALSO GET A SHEET DUMBASS, AND WRITE "INCREDIBLE BALL PAIN" IN THE HEALTH SECTION!

IN MY SCIENCE BASE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY, I PUMP MORE SEEDS INTO MY PLANT-LIFE CREATOR MACHINE.


I CREATE MORE SENTIENT HUMANOID/PLANT FOLLOWERS

2: YOU FORGOT YOUR SEEDS AT HOME

YOU SHOULD MAYBE GET THEM
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2018, 11:35:11 am »

SCREW THE RULES

NAME: CATHERINE
APPEARANCE: CAT FURRY
GENDER: FEMALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY WITH A SIDE OF HAIRBALLS
INVENTORY: FURRY TRANSFORMATION GUN

ZAP THE GM INTO BEING A FURRY
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2018, 11:55:15 am »

SCREW THE RULES

NAME: CATHERINE
APPEARANCE: CAT FURRY
GENDER: FEMALE
HEALTH: HEALTHY WITH A SIDE OF HAIRBALLS
INVENTORY: FURRY TRANSFORMATION GUN

ZAP THE GM INTO BEING A FURRY

-1: YOU JUMP INTO A WOODCHIPPER. YAY

SERIOUS NOTE: DO NOT FUCKING GAME THE RULES OR USE RULE LOOPHOLES
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2018, 12:00:06 pm »

WOODCHIPPER-JUMPING IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR FURRIES.
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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2018, 12:08:04 pm »

WOODCHIPPER-JUMPING IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR FURRIES.

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AND I THOUGHT THE YOINK PUNCHING HIS BALLS WHILE YELLING PINGAS THING WOULD HAVE SOME TIME AS MY LATEST SIGTEXT QUOTE
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: SUPER HARDCORE ALL CAPS MINIMALIST RTD
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2018, 12:13:32 pm »

WE ARE RIVALS NOW
PREPARE YOURSELF
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On another note, Standoff is a game I'm running. Ever want to kill someone with your very own Stand? You've come to the right place.
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