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SML6

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Roll to Communism
« on: September 05, 2018, 07:30:20 am »

Welcome to Mother Russia, land of great stuff and communism

And in Mother Russia, dice roll you.

Spoiler: Generic Roll Stuff (click to show/hide)

Remember, we are in mother Russia, land of great communism. In Russia all are equal, so none have personal belongings. All belongings are public.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2018, 07:53:30 am »

I am Imic, a lowly worker in Glorious Communist Russia.
Leave my tiny flat, and go to work.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2018, 08:05:40 am »

I am Gribov Vadimovich, pure communist believer. Russia is beautiful this time of year, when snow is just right.

I wish to frolic in the snow, since the snow is owned by everyone.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2018, 08:22:05 am »

I am Andrey, who's been given everything by Mother Russia. Am believer of the communist principles and shall accompany my fellows by multiplying the crops!

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2018, 07:10:44 pm »

I am Raskolnikov, man in gulag. Go  and farm potatoes!

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2018, 07:15:57 pm »

I am Alexsandr Senaviev, some russian who has an obsession with DP-28s, mounted LMGs, and mounted DP-28s.

>Go start working on an improved design of the DP-28.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2018, 03:58:18 am »

I am Alekseyevich, a low ranking member of the Soviet Police whose firearm has been confiscated after horrible misuse.

Alekseyevich goes to punish lazy workers with shovel beatings.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2018, 04:09:19 am »

I am Anatoly Glukhov, dedicated KGB at a loose end.

Enquire among hardworking proletariat whether they have had any difficulties of late.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2018, 06:53:11 am »

I am Dmitry, a low ranking solder.
Go around and use my rifle to kill the enemies of communism.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2018, 07:42:08 am »

I am Ivan Sinov (pronounced SEE-nov), current champion of the Soviet Wrestling Association and a well-known sportsman.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2018, 06:39:50 pm »

I am Rich McRichpants, former American bourgeoisie.

Spread Capitalist propaganda.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2018, 10:54:52 am »

Round 1 except it's a day late because I'm a dumb

Quote from: Imic
I am Imic, a lowly worker in Glorious Communist Russia.
Leave my tiny flat, and go to work.

[3: Minor Success]
You head to work to do intend labor and gain a ruble for all to share.

Quote from: Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool)
I am Gribov Vadimovich, pure communist believer. Russia is beautiful this time of year, when snow is just right. 

I wish to frolic in the snow, since the snow is owned by everyone.

[5: Major Success]
You frolic in the snow and have lots of enjoyment.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Andrey (Diaper or The Cow)
I am Andrey, who's been given everything by Mother Russia. Am believer of the communist principles and shall accompany my fellows by multiplying the crops!

[4: Success]
You multiply the crops for all
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Raskolnikov (Leodanny)
I am Raskolnikov, man in gulag. Go  and farm potatoes!

[5: Major Success]
You evade guards and escape the gulag. You may be wanted man now, but you accomplished goal...
You farmed potatoes.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per)[/quote
I am Alexsandr Senaviev, some russian who has an obsession with DP-28s, mounted LMGs, and mounted DP-28s.

>Go start working on an improved design of the DP-28.

[4: Success]
You improve the design for DP-28, and call it the DP-29.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Alekseyevich (Coolrune206)
I am Alekseyevich, a low ranking member of the Soviet Police whose firearm has been confiscated after horrible misuse.

Alekseyevich goes to punish lazy workers with shovel beatings.

[5: Major Success]
You use shovel to punish workers, and find a new firearm on them. Hopefully this one won't be confiscated.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000)
I am Anatoly Glukhov, dedicated KGB at a loose end.

Enquire among hardworking proletariat whether they have had any difficulties of late.

[5: Major Success]
No issues to complain about in Mother Russia.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Dimitry (King Zultan)
I am Dmitry, a low ranking solder. 
Go around and use my rifle to kill the enemies of communism.

[3: Minor Success]
You encounter one Capitalist pig and engage in duel.

[4 for Dimitry (King Zultan) / 5 for Capitalist Pig]
The Capitalist Pig is an American tourist, so he pulls out Machine Gun and fires. Dimitry is lightly grazed, but escapes.

Quote from: Ivan Sinov (CABL)
I am Ivan Sinov (pronounced SEE-nov), current champion of the Soviet Wrestling Association and a well-known sportsman

[5: Major Success]
You... Wait there's no action here.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES)
I am Rich McRichpants, former American bourgeoisie.

Spread Capitalist propaganda.

[3: Minor Success]
You create pamphlets and hand out 17, but the rest are either not accepted or trashed.
Nobody likes pamphlets.

Spoiler: Recap (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Current Inventory (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2018, 11:36:32 am »

Find Stalin and steal his mustache, a Soviet without facial hair will never be accepted as a leader.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2018, 12:00:42 pm »

I am Boris Borisov ze captain of ze nuclear submarine named Pride of the working class.

Check documents in my cabin about current mission of submarine .
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2018, 12:16:43 pm »

I assumed farming potatoes was a mandatory thing you did in gulags

Anyway,
create vodka!
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