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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2018, 12:35:28 pm »

I am Agent Mitrochov, GRU-P.

Listen to my mission briefing.
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CABL

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2018, 01:03:34 pm »

Pump my mooskles before going to the ring.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2018, 04:50:04 pm »

Alekseyevich is bewildered but delighted. A connection forms in his brain: "beat civilians, obtain next level of military equipment". With that philosophy in mind, be got back to abusing the workers.
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Diaper or The Cow

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2018, 06:30:10 pm »

Hog the crops, don't let any of them have them! They could easily be undercover capitalist pigs! I shall protect my harvest for the honor of Mother Russia!

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2018, 06:51:33 pm »

>With the better design of the DP-29, I use that as a base to make the DP-30.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2018, 06:53:35 pm »

I am Marx, the wizard
Create a revolution with my magical communism powers. USSR is not communist enough! Must revolve!
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2018, 09:49:59 pm »

I sign up to join Soviet Army. I will aid comrades.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2018, 05:21:40 am »

Go after the capitalist pig and kill him with the rifle.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2018, 12:45:13 pm »

Round 2 but it's also late because I suck so this time I'm going to set a bunch of reminders to spam me about it on discord.

Quote from: Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES)
Find Stalin and steal his mustache, a Soviet without facial hair will never be accepted as a leader.

[5: Major Success]
You steal Stalin's mustache, and put it on yourself. Stalin notices and tries to command his Guards to execute you, but the guards are fooled into believing you are Stalin, and execute the real Stalin instead.

[2 for Stalin / 3 for Guards]
The Guards fire at Stalin, and lightly graze him, but Stalin escapes and gets away.

The Guards apoligize to Rich for the strange man interrupting him and continue onwards.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot)
I am Boris Borisov ze captain of ze nuclear submarine named Pride of the working class.

Check documents in my cabin about current mission of submarine .

[3: Minor Success]
You take out the documents only to realize most of them don't pertain to your mission.

Quote from: Raskolnikov (Leodanny)
I assumed farming potatoes was a mandatory thing you did in gulags

Anyway,
create vodka!

[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You use the potatoes to make bottle of vodka, and it is bottle of vodka.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities)
I am Agent Mitrochov, GRU-P.

Listen to my mission briefing.

[1: Massive Failure]
You are running late for work - and running as you do not own car. You arrive to work about half an hour late, and bust through the doors.
"Sorry comrades, sorry I am... late..."
You look around as you notice the lights are flickering, and nobody is around. Your attention wavers to above the counter at the entrance, where the red emergency light is flashing.
An SCP is loose.
You hear metal clash against the ground behind you, and as you turn you notice the door is covered, and you're locked in the building.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Ivan Sinov (CABL)
Pump my mooskles before going to the ring.

[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You pump your mooskles so hard that they are exhausted, and likely will cause you trouble in your match. If only you had some food to replenish their strength.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Alekseyevich (Coolrune206)
Alekseyevich is bewildered but delighted. A connection forms in his brain: "beat civilians, obtain next level of military equipment". With that philosophy in mind, be got back to abusing the workers.

[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
You try to beat civilians, but the first doesn't have any military equipment. The rest run away from you.

Quote from: Andrey (Diaper or The Cow)
Hog the crops, don't let any of them have them! They could easily be undercover capitalist pigs! I shall protect my harvest for the honor of Mother Russia!

[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You hog the crops for youself, and successfully prevent anyone from obtaining them.
However, the core principal of Communism is that all must share all.

The Russian government has arrived to punish you for attempting to hoard the crops to yourself, as that is the Capitalist way.
Either submit and surrender the crops to your comrades or they will be forced to attack.

Quote from: Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per)
>With the better design of the DP-29, I use that as a base to make the DP-30.

[2 + 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You start looking for minor improvements that can be made, however, all are too complex for you to do.

Quote from: Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW)
I am Marx, the wizard
Create a revolution with my magical communism powers. USSR is not communist enough! Must revolve!

[3: Minor Success]
The Russian government ignores your pleas, as they are perfect communism society.
However, since you are not attempting to remove communism, they don't try to attack you.

Quote from: Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool)
I sign up to join Soviet Army. I will aid comrades.

[6 + 1 = 7: Perfect]
You join Soviet Army and defeat many Americans and help spread of Communism.
(-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)

Quote from: Dimitry (King Zultan)
Go after the capitalist pig and kill him with the rifle.

[2: Failure]
You try to chase after Capitalist Pig but he is able to escape. Probably because he was able to use capitalism to buy exercise for his legs.





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The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2018, 12:49:15 pm »

Draw my gun and sweep the building looking for survivors.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2018, 01:02:17 pm »

Create a revolution in the government! By which I mean use Marxist magic to flip the Kremlin upside down, killing everyone inside. They will pay for ignoring me!
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Diaper or The Cow

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2018, 01:08:04 pm »

I laugh at those puny capitalist slaves devoid of any love for their homeland! Should I die, I will do it fighting for my Mother Russia! These foes will not have me!

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2018, 01:10:00 pm »

I am igor, I breack capitalists groups from the inside

Join capitalists pigs resistense
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2018, 04:35:17 pm »

Discretly support the Capitalist resistance new that I'm Stalin
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2018, 06:48:50 pm »

Teach Capitalists how good Communism is. With Vodka!
If they still don’t like communism, drink vodka and stab them with the bottle(smashing it first)
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