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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2018, 11:00:30 pm »

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2018, 11:12:36 pm »

Indoctrinate the youth into communism! For the people!
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2018, 12:22:27 am »

Alekseyevich finds the least productive worker on the local potato farm and executes him. He then instructs all the other working comrades that they must all match their most productive comrade in effort by the end of the day, or they will be likewise executed. Mother Russia tolerates no sloths. Except the sloths inside the zoo, they are very cute.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2018, 12:35:59 am »

Look around for more capitalist pigs and kill them with the rifle.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2018, 03:56:11 am »

Continue ti labour for the glorious communidt regime.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2018, 01:23:41 pm »

Round 3 and it's on time

Quote from: Agent Mitrovich (The_Two_Eternities)
Draw my gun and sweep the building looking for survivors.

[4 - 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You draw your gun and start searching.
Through the lobby there seems to be nobody, and the hallway ahead has lights flickering on and off.
There are doors leading to multiple rooms. A few are barricaded, but one is destroyed and torn off the hinges.

Quote from: Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW)
Create a revolution in the government! By which I mean use Marxist magic to flip the Kremlin upside down, killing everyone inside. They will pay for ignoring me!

[6: Overshot]
You run in the Kremlin and yell something, then proceed to use magic to flip it upside down... Forgetting that you're inside.
(-1 to next roll)

[3 for Marx, the Wizard / 5 for Gravity]
You fall from the floor to the roof, and try to land on your feet. Instead, you end up landing on your legs, breaking them.

In the distance you can hear the Russian Police Sirens.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Andrey (Diaper or The Cow)
I laugh at those puny capitalist slaves devoid of any love for their homeland! Should I die, I will do it fighting for my Mother Russia! These foes will not have me!

[2: Failure]
You try to laugh, but encounter a sudden coughing fit.
By the time you stop coughing, you notice the Russian Government is surrounding you.

[3 for Andrey / ? for Russian Government]
Andrey takes up a fighting stance, he's been prepared his whole life for a situation like this.
Andrey charges his power, and leaps foward-
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Quote from: Igor (Rockeater)
I am igor, I breack capitalists groups from the inside

Join capitalists pigs resistense

[6: Overshot]
You join the Capitalist Pigs Resistance to try and dismantle them from the inside, but you've played your part all too well.
The Russian Government is raiding the Resistance's base, and they believe you to be a Capitalist Pig.

[2 for Igor / 4 for Russian Government]
The Russian Government starts taking the Capitalists captive, including you.
You attempt to evade capture, but they beat you until you submit.

Igor, the government has taken you into captivity. Your crimes are as follows: Association with opposing government.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Stalin (Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES))
Discretly support the Capitalist resistance new that I'm Stalin

[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
You attempt to do actions that would support Capitalism, but Stalin's men stop you and inform you how that would help Capitalism.
In order to keep up the disguise, you go along with them, and deny those actions.

Suddenly, you hear a gunshot from behind you.

[4 for Stalin (Rich McRichpants) / 2 for Unknown Asailant]

You turn around and notice someone with a rifle has attempted to shoot you, but missed by a kilometre. You notice the man is Dimitry, who has been going around killing Capitalist Pigs.
You command your bodyguards to chase after him and take him captive.
Could he know you are not the real Stalin?

Quote from: Raskolnikov (Leodanny)
Teach Capitalists how good Communism is. With Vodka!
If they still donít like communism, drink vodka and stab them with the bottle(smashing it first)

[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You sit down, crack a cold one with the boys, and convince them that Communism is the way fowards.
Unfortunately, the Russian Government knows you're alongside Capitalists, and is raiding the building to come after you.

[4 for Raskolnikov / 2 for Russian Government]
The Government Agents break into the building and take everyone captive, but you were able to slip out the window to avoid being caught.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot)
Look papers related to current mission

[5: Major Success]
You found the files detailing your mission.
You are currently in a submarine heading towards the country known as the United States of America. Your mission is to infiltrate their government and either begin instilling Communism discretely, or weaken them enough for Russia to invade.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool)
Indoctrinate the youth into communism! For the people!

[2 - 1 = 1: Massive Failure]
You attempt to show the youth Communism, but their minds clearly can't comprehend it, and they become savages, stealing from each other because everyone is supposed to share resources.
This isn't Communism! Communism is perfect society.
The youth realize that resources don't need to be shared with as many if there aren't as many to share with.
Oh, the humanity! The kindergarteners are murdering each other! And now, they're coming for you!

[2 for Lovefool / 2 for Kindergarteners]
You escape the building, and drive away as fast as possible.
As you're driving away from the building, you see Government Agents on the other side of the street, heading towards the building.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Alekseyevich (Coolrune206)
Alekseyevich finds the least productive worker on the local potato farm and executes him. He then instructs all the other working comrades that they must all match their most productive comrade in effort by the end of the day, or they will be likewise executed. Mother Russia tolerates no sloths. Except the sloths inside the zoo, they are very cute.

[5: Major Success]
You instill fear into your workers, and they work as productive as they can. All of them are at their peak productivity, and you are making many potatoes.
(+1 to next roll)

Quote from: Dimitry (King Zultan)
Look around for more capitalist pigs and kill them with the rifle.

[1: Massive Failure]
You spot someone in casual clothes, looking in the other direction.
You aim your rifle and fire.

[2 for Dimitry / 4 for Unknown Target]
You miss them by a kilometre, and they turn around.
It is only then you notice the man you attempted to assassinate is Stalin, and his bodyguards are coming after you.
You best run comrade.
(-1 to next roll)

Quote from: Imic
Continue ti labour for the glorious communidt regime

[4: Success]
After many labors, you have done much work for the Communist Regime, and have earned 10 more rubles.
(+1 to next roll)



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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2018, 01:38:21 pm »

Inform Government Agents of Youth Uprising. Have the children slaughtered. This is only way!
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2018, 01:40:58 pm »

Investigate the room with the destroyed door.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2018, 01:41:32 pm »

((Since I've missed this turn, I'll use TWO actions instead of ONE!))

Eat some bread with salted herring to soothe my mooskles. Fish sandwich, if you will.
After that, go to the arena and fight my opponent.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2018, 02:19:15 pm »

Free men in gulags

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2018, 02:44:33 pm »

>Attempt again to make the DP-30.
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2018, 02:55:46 pm »

Damn! I shall start a revolt, and lead a group of rebels into a battle that will span centuries! For Mother Russia!

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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2018, 03:46:38 pm »

"WEAK FOOLS! RELENT FROM YOUR CAPITALIST WAYS, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU! THE REVOLUTION CANNOT BE STOPPED, AND YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR FALSE 'COMMUNISM'. PRAY FOR MERCY FROM YOUR NEW GOD!"

Summon perfect robotic workers to assist me. Fix my legs using free health care magic. Replace them with untiring cyborg legs, so that I may march for the cause without stopping!
Once filthy fake communist authorities arrive, link their minds together in a hivemind, creating a true communist structure.

Also. Cause a revolution in Stalin's spinal column.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2018, 06:18:08 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2018, 04:29:35 pm »

Move submarine following the current course
  Captain Boris will not fail the people
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Re: Roll to Communism
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2018, 04:36:31 pm »

Surround myself with bodyguards and order the deaths of Marx and the would be an assassin, they know too much
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