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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 20138 times)

ziizo

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #105 on: October 14, 2018, 09:32:15 pm »


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obey lady wash hands
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #106 on: October 15, 2018, 03:27:12 am »

Go and enlighten more people in the ways of communism.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #107 on: October 18, 2018, 05:24:25 pm »

See if I can find a button that releases all of the prisoners.

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(5) you find a computer that has cell numbers and lockdown info on display. No -emergency override open all the doors" buttons though.

Ask for stroganoff

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you get a thick, brown mush with dark yellowish noodles. the brown stuff leaks a clearish liquid that forms a sort of secondary puddle along one side of the plate.


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obey lady wash hands

Fate: 6 you go wash your hands quite clean then return to a double helping of stroganoff. The lunch lady smiles wide at you, her mole curling up into one of the wrinkles this smile creates. "Good lad. There's an icecream tucked under the popsicles in the desert freezer. Don't tell anyone." You go over to the desert tray and crouch down, opening the little freezer slider door. sure enough, under all the little icy pops is a small single serving chocolate icecream cup. Score!

Go and enlighten more people in the ways of communism.
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(17) You drop the homeworks on a table and munch idly on tater tots while mumbling about sharing and parastroika and burger zees. Fate: 4 one of your classmates sit across from you, helps themselves to some tots, and asks you what a bourgeois is. He doesn't even smack yo uon the back of the head as he passes by.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #108 on: October 18, 2018, 07:06:09 pm »


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hide ice cream. consume food.
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King Zultan

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #109 on: October 19, 2018, 06:09:15 am »

Answer his question and tell him about the greatness of communism.
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CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #110 on: October 19, 2018, 06:17:37 am »

Smash the buttons at random, hopefully opening all the cells.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #111 on: October 19, 2018, 08:24:59 am »


Get more stroganoff

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #112 on: October 23, 2018, 02:25:54 pm »


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hide ice cream. consume food.
(3) you stick the icecream in your fanny pack and eat your food. Best get to that icecream before it melts. Maybe in science class.

Answer his question and tell him about the greatness of communism.
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(7) "A bourgeois is like a rich person, but dumber." You answer, then rattle on about how getting free stuff is just like, the best, man.

Smash the buttons at random, hopefully opening all the cells.

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(16) your thumb goes right through the console. The screen flickers a bit.


Get more stroganoff

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(17) you eat an entire second plate full of stroganoff. growing boys need their imitation food substitutes, amirite? You're gonna be sleeeeepy in science class. Hopefully the explosions will keep you awake.


science class time!

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #113 on: October 23, 2018, 02:43:27 pm »


Get all stroganoff

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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #114 on: October 23, 2018, 02:49:45 pm »


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consume ice-cream, go to class.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2018, 04:06:58 am »

Go to class and talk about communism to anybody that will listen .
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #116 on: October 24, 2018, 11:22:14 am »

Alright, then. Go and beat up some law enforcement block.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #117 on: October 27, 2018, 09:27:58 pm »


Get all stroganoff

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(12) you stuff yourself to the brim and slump back in your seat, dazed. You ain't learning jack this afternoon, that's for sure.


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consume ice-cream, go to class.

(5 )the bunson burners are on! It's going to be a lab today in science. The teacher tells everyone to grab a partner (fate: 4) You get paired up with Jimmy. He's okay. He likes Pac Man. Today, you guys are going to be mixing chemicals and creating some kind of frothy reaction. Everyone gets their goggles and lab cgloves and readies up.

Go to class and talk about communism to anybody that will listen .
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(5) You meme about "in soviet Russia, labs take children" and other inanities. The other kids all laugh and ask for more. You must be quite persuasive.

Alright, then. Go and beat up some law enforcement block.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
(5) law enforcement block? well, whatever, you go find a couple guards cahtting about some youtube video while they watch some security screens and play farmville and throw a rock at one of them. it hits her in the head and she lurches forward, coming up out of her chair in a flash looking around for the miscreant out of their cell. The spiritual pressure eminating from this woman is rather intimidating.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #118 on: October 28, 2018, 12:32:50 am »

Go to sleep

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« Last Edit: October 28, 2018, 04:47:38 am by Rockeater »
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #119 on: October 28, 2018, 03:37:10 am »

Keep talking about communism.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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