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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 20221 times)

CABL

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #120 on: October 28, 2018, 03:54:47 am »

((I meant 'bloke', not 'block'. But eh, whatever!))

Go up vertically, then get behind her and crack her neck.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #121 on: October 28, 2018, 05:17:15 am »



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mix the correct chemicals.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #122 on: November 02, 2018, 09:55:15 pm »

Go to sleep

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you doze off without even a roll to determine if it succeeds. Let's check your fate: (1) you are rather rudely awakened by a book being slammed on the desk near your head. you jerk upright in terror, eyes wide, and fall out of your chair. The other students are all staring at you, trying not to laugh. "Detention. Go to the princile's office, Mr. The Third."

Keep talking about communism.
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I mean, there's only so much you can say about [generic topic here]. You could try [specific thesis statement here] instead, or attempt [persuasion to action] or [debate concerning point a] or something. as it is , you just keep repeatingthe same catch phrases and slogans and getting beat up after school for being a history nerd.

((I meant 'bloke', not 'block'. But eh, whatever!))

Go up vertically, then get behind her and crack her neck.

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(6 )you rise up and circle around attempting to hit the guard in the neck. (2) v (4+2) you swing right at teh base of her skull but are blown back by the sheer authority in the woman's demeanor. You fly back toward the cell blocks, away from the guard post. Who knew that guards at a juvenile detention center for violent teens could be so tough?



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mix the correct chemicals.

Fate: (1) you and your partner miux the chemicals, but instead of a cool reaction, you get a really stinky smell. It's pretty gross, and you and your partner back away, holding your noses. The students nearby all start going "eww" and "gross" and calling you two stinkboys or other insulting kid nicknames.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #123 on: November 03, 2018, 02:10:48 am »

Well, kill some random prisoner instead, I guess. Tear their guts out, too!

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #124 on: November 03, 2018, 04:04:29 am »

((How I got to class))
Go to principal

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #125 on: November 03, 2018, 04:49:10 am »

Start making propaganda posters and hang them everywhere.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #126 on: November 03, 2018, 09:04:58 am »

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mix more chemicals, remove stink
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #127 on: November 08, 2018, 07:55:06 am »

Well, kill some random prisoner instead, I guess. Tear their guts out, too!

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(7) you force a piece of stale cornbread to get stuck in some poor thug's windpipe. Fate: 6 he dies. The shadows in the dining hall rise up. A lack fog gathers. a red mist appears to be evaporating off the prisoner. The black fog seems to consume the red mist, turning it black. The red mist turns to strands and the black fog settles to the floor, swirling until it forms a vortex. The red strands are pulled into the vortex until, all at once, a large reddish glob is pulled from the spasming body, which goes completely still. The vortex swirls until it fades into a null point, but never quite goes away. you are intensely aware of the null point, as if you are connected to it by a thin, red line. The Black Fog never quite fully lifts, leaving the world slightly blacker and murkier.

((How I got to class))
Go to principal

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(6) you make it to the principle's office and slump down in a waiting chair. Fate: (3) you nod off a bit, but the sound of a door shutting jerks you awake just as the principle comes around the corner. He waves you into the office and asks you to explain why you are there. He's already filling out some form or another.

Start making propaganda posters and hang them everywhere.
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(9) you put up a bunch of posters on red construction paper with the word Russia in big black letters.

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mix more chemicals, remove stink

(8) you dump the foul concoction into the designated receptacle and try again. Fate: (2) and make the exact same stinky stuff. A chant is going around the chem lab. You catch the words "Hugman" and "stinkbug man."

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #128 on: November 08, 2018, 08:10:05 am »

Pass out the posters I made.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #129 on: November 08, 2018, 08:30:04 am »

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Experiment, try to make perfume.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #130 on: November 08, 2018, 10:11:59 am »

Make loud noises to spook the guards and prisoners alike.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #131 on: November 08, 2018, 11:24:42 am »


Waste time

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #132 on: November 10, 2018, 06:16:28 pm »

Pass out the posters I made.
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Fate: (4) nobody beats you up for being such a nerd. The halls are soon filled with discarded posters that you've handed out.

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Experiment, try to make perfume.

hoo boy, alright. [4] Fate: (5) you and your partner get a nice aromatic solution. It smells exactly nothing like Axe body spray at all. Even the girls in class seem to like it.

Make loud noises to spook the guards and prisoners alike.

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[19] you float around attempting to make noises for a while, but get distracted by the warm glowing warmth of the glow of the communal television. You can't really make out what is being said on there or what the images are, but the television itself draws your attention and you float before it in rapt admiration.


Waste time

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You ignore the principle as he asks you questions, then start rambling about video games and wacky shenanigans. THe principle doesn't like this and gives you an in school suspension for three days. He gives you a note home to your parent(s) about your behavior.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #133 on: November 11, 2018, 05:54:52 am »

Go pickup the posters and try to make them better.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #134 on: November 11, 2018, 07:05:44 am »

Get computer nerd

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