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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 20236 times)

Ozarck

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2018, 10:39:23 am »

First period, second turn.

Try to comprehend all these words to complete the quiz.
Nice character sheet, big guy. I guess I'll just make up your stats. With a D6 Fate die.

(5) you get good attention stat. (3) you get moderate GM attention. GM responds to "Try to comprehend all."
(20) You fall asleep mid quiz, drool on your paper, and fall off your seat. The girls all laugh at you.


Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)
Go to class
[15] you take your puppy for a walk around the school building. You miss first period.

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

consume quiz blame dog
[8] you eat your quiz. The teacher stares at you in bafflement. "Mh bawgh afe nuh fwuizzz" you explain, bits of wet paper dripping out of the corner of your mouth.

Inform the teacher that I can't take the quiz as it's against my communist religion.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
The teacher looks down at you and listens to your excuse. He pauses dramatically, then says simply: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs," and drops a quiz in front of you. You got Commuburned.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2018, 10:43:10 am »


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Next class go
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2018, 12:20:33 pm »

steal the communist quiz

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2018, 05:36:38 am by ziizo »
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2018, 03:20:51 am »

Teleport behind the teacher and whisper, "Nothin' personnel, kid," then kill the teacher by stabbing him in throat with a pen.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2018, 04:07:32 am »

Take this evil math quiz.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2018, 07:54:27 am »


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Next class go
You go to ....English, I guess. You are early and have one round to faff about at the lockers (or something) before the bell!

steal the communist quiz

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[8] you take Stalin boy's quiz while he is being pwn'd by the teacher.

Teleport behind the teacher and whisper, "Nothin' personnel, kid," then kill the teacher by stabbing him in throat with a pen.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
I read up to stabbing.
[2] you run really quickly behind the teacher, making the teleport sound from Star Trek as you do. [1] You kill the teacher by stabbing. There is blood every where. All the kids scream, even Stalin over there. You are covered in blood. Yo are now a wanted criminal, you insane bastard.

Take this evil math quiz.
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Quiz is canceled due to murder. Is that how communism works?


Bad things are about to happen.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2018, 08:01:00 am »


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Play with puppy
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2018, 08:13:30 am »

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Jump trough the classroom window.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2018, 08:59:44 am »

Run out of the classroom.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2018, 11:29:13 am »

Grab Norman Hugman and jump through the window, using him as a fall softener.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2018, 12:06:49 pm »

>coldsteel murders someone

>bad things are going to happen

Can I be one of the SWAT officers sent to arrest coldsteel?
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2018, 12:10:45 pm »

>coldsteel murders someone

>bad things are going to happen

Can I be one of the SWAT officers sent to arrest coldsteel?

But I've thought that you were busy IRL due to school! Suddenly got free time?
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2018, 12:23:31 pm »

I'm homeschooled, for starters. When I do manage to get my work done early, which rarely happens for someone with a short attention span, I get a bit of free time.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2018, 07:01:03 am »


Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)
Play with puppy
[7] you and puppy friend have a rollick about the halls. Fate die (a d6 roll. Higher is better): (2) Puppy yaps a lot, drawing the attention of a stern teacher who gathers the little dog up and beckons to you. And then the screaming from somewhere in the school reaches your ears.

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Jump trough the classroom window.
I tried to find a video cip of a kid trying to jump through a closed window and failing comedically instead of rolling for this action. they all ended quite badly. Guess I'll roll instead.
(3) The window is open and you dive neatly through. Now for the fate roll to see what floor yu are on: (4) The first floor. You land in some bushes and get scratched up a bit.

Run out of the classroom.
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(12) you trip over a desk and land next to the door,in front of a girl sobbing hysterically.Your arm slides throug hthe warm puddle of blood. Try not to loo, try not to look, try not to look.

Grab Norman Hugman and jump through the window, using him as a fall softener.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
He's already out. You try to jump out the same window: (13) and bang your head on the window frame and slide down the wall, bent awkwardly backward as only a kid can manage (5) without serious injury.

>coldsteel murders someone

>bad things are going to happen

Can I be one of the SWAT officers sent to arrest coldsteel?
I don't know. I guess if the others don't mind. same stats and rules as the others though.
If they agree, you'll spawn in at HQ. so far it's still an ordinary day there.


(2) a teacher steps into the classroom and screams involuntarily at the gruesome sight. A bloody teacher diead on teh floor, two kids down, everyone in hysterics. The scream does not change the situation for the better - suddenly the dam bursts and there is widespread panic - kids trying to get out of the room stumbling over themselves and Stan, others curled up in a corner weeping, Norman outside bursting into tears, hell even Coldsteel begins to cry involuntarily. I mean, he IS folded into a backward L shape with a huge knot growing on his forehead from the window frame, so that might have something to do with it.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2018, 07:10:17 am »

Become unstuck. Try to land on my butt, then pursue Norman.

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« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 07:15:51 am by CABL »
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