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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 20261 times)

ziizo

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2018, 05:38:08 am »


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Try to not fall asleep
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2018, 07:24:24 am »

Make a shiv or two, using available materials in my cell.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2018, 09:58:57 am »

Sneak away

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(9) you slip out of the hall while the teacher guarding one of the exits is distracted by some shameless handholding.

Quietly sneak away form the assembly and out of the school.
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(13) oops, you head for a door but are stopped by a teacher.


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Try to not fall asleep
(6) you couldn't sleep through this hell if you tried

Make a shiv or two, using available materials in my cell.

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(19) you manage to break your spork into splinters, lodging two of them into your own palm. You leave bloodstains on the wall, floor, and bedding.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2018, 10:25:59 am »

Find the puppy

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((For some reason I feel like I miss smething))
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2018, 11:42:31 am »


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play music from my phone
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2018, 12:05:10 pm »

Make a blood writing on the wall, "Twas fun to know you", then kill myself.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #96 on: October 12, 2018, 06:06:43 am »

Tell the teacher I have to go to the bathroom.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #97 on: October 12, 2018, 10:20:32 am »

Find the puppy

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((For some reason I feel like I miss smething))
(14) you look around the school or a while. You even hear what you think are little barks at one point, but after half an hour you get tired and go back inside.
((Well, I did do a rather abrupt timeskip, plus, I don't remember everything that's going on, so we might be missing something.))


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play music from my phone

(6) you play ... whatever it is you have on your phone. Fate: (4) you slump down in your seat with your earplug in and drown out the assemply.

Make a blood writing on the wall, "Twas fun to know you", then kill myself.

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(3) You make several copies of your horrible death note. You then [redacted] and bleed to death. Kill count: 2

Tell the teacher I have to go to the bathroom.
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Fate: (1) he's not buying it, you get to sit in a cold metal chair by the wall under the watchful eye of the teacher.


the assembly ends and you all shuffle off. It's lunch time.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #98 on: October 12, 2018, 10:23:39 am »

Go to lunch

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2018, 12:08:47 pm »

Now that I'm dead, I'll haunt this juvie as a Spirit Of Unquenchable Hatred!

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2018, 12:18:26 pm »

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backflip to the cafeteria
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2018, 06:27:21 am »

Go around and tell everyone about communism.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2018, 11:12:22 am »

Go to lunch

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alright, you are at lunch. THe lunch lady asks in a kindly voice "stroganoff or chicken tenders, dear?"

Now that I'm dead, I'll haunt this juvie as a Spirit Of Unquenchable Hatred!

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For a moment I thought you were going to respawn as another kid. Alright, your vengeful ghost arises from your corpse, ghostly blood still dripping from your ghostly wrists.

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backflip to the cafeteria
(9) you impress your friends, get a few cheers, and a routine yelling-at, but you can tell the teacher's heart isn't in it. THe lunchlady is more stern: "Wash your hands young man. These floors are NOT clean enough to eat off of."

Go around and tell everyone about communism.
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(4) you spend the lunch period going from table to table handing out crudely drawn propaganda fliers and telling everyone abut how great it is to share. Fate (6) You get a fistful of chicken tenders, three math books, six sets of English homework, and a pair of fuzzy mittens as a result, but someone else takes your jacket. Your pocketknife was in there! You don't think they quite understand how this is supposed to work.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2018, 01:19:29 pm »

See if I can find a button that releases all of the prisoners.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2018, 01:28:32 pm »

Ask for stroganoff

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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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