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Author Topic: Attention Deficit Middle School  (Read 19911 times)

ziizo

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #135 on: November 11, 2018, 10:08:36 am »

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

Try class instructions again
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2018, 10:26:50 am »

"NO! TELEVISION BAD! ME HURTIES! BAH!"

Furiously lift and bash the TV until it's nothing but broken metal pieces and components!

spoiler=COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG]
Name: Coldsteel The Hedgeheg
Gender: Male Hedgeheg
Likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death (the band), punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple.
Dislikse: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663 (mega ass-mongrel), sunshine, chuck schildinner, life, my dad, football.

Attention span: 10
Energy: 10
GM attention: 15[/spoiler]
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #137 on: November 17, 2018, 02:51:14 am »

Next turn will be "go home time"

Go pickup the posters and try to make them better.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
(6) you glue and tape, cut and stitch, add sparkle glitter, felt, and colorful designs. You turn teh posters into one megaposter in the shape of a hammer and sickle. It's far too flashy to be truly Russian, but at least it's hyuge.

Get computer nerd

Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)

What?What nerd? What computer? I have no idea where we are here. (11) you go to the computer lab and sign in on a guest account, I guess.

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

Try class instructions again

(4) you make a passable whatever it was that the class was doing. You and your partner get a b- for the project. You still don't smell like Axe Body Spray, thankfully.

"NO! TELEVISION BAD! ME HURTIES! BAH!"

Furiously lift and bash the TV until it's nothing but broken metal pieces and components!

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
(10) you wiggle the TV a bit. The lights flicker and the channel apparently changes, because the lving delinquents get rowdy and start throwing stuff and yelling, prompting the guards to shut the tv off remotely. Tensions mount.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #138 on: November 17, 2018, 03:19:13 am »

Start killing off the guards, ninja-style.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #139 on: November 17, 2018, 03:52:16 am »

Hangup the poster when no teachers are looking.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #140 on: November 17, 2018, 04:10:50 am »

Find a nerd

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #141 on: November 17, 2018, 05:24:04 am »

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Wait until class ends.
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #142 on: November 24, 2018, 03:37:49 am »

Start killing off the guards, ninja-style.

Spoiler: COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG (click to show/hide)
(16) you sneak up on a guard at night, only to be pierced by his flashlight beam and pinned against a wall. Moments later, the beam and the guard behind it, pass on, leaving you strangely winded. Who knew being a ghost would be so hard?

Hangup the poster when no teachers are looking.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
(11) you attempt to hang the poster up in the auditorium while the drama club is away doing a play at anotehr school. One of the tacks comes loose, and the whole thing tilts at a 45 degree angle, hanging by a single nail which slowly tears through the posterboard.

Find a nerd

Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)

(3) you find an AV kid who likes to talk about Fortnite and wears Crocs.

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

Wait until class ends.

class ends. what now?

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #143 on: November 24, 2018, 03:44:22 am »


Find computer nerd

Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #144 on: November 24, 2018, 05:51:39 am »

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

try to organize a flashmob
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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #145 on: November 24, 2018, 06:16:20 am »

Fix the poster, go up and add another nail.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #146 on: November 24, 2018, 08:31:49 am »

Gonna go ahead and do another turn. don't get used to the fast schedule
Also note: it's now end of the school day. If you take the bus to school, better get headed that way.


Find computer nerd

Spoiler: Punching guy (click to show/hide)
Apologies, this is the third turn you've been loking or a computer nerd. The guy from last round is a computer nerd, so you've got him. You rolled well for it, so no point making you wait another round.

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

try to organize a flashmob

(16) you organize a crowd outside the school waiting for the buses. I mean, they were already there, but now they are there and looking at you as you try to explain the dance moves you want them to bust out.

Fix the poster, go up and add another nail.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
(18) the poster tears away from teh wall as you look for another nail. You now have a poster that's torn about 1/3 of the way top to bottom.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #147 on: November 24, 2018, 08:35:10 am »

Go get some tape and fix the poster then hang it back up.
Spoiler: Stalin (click to show/hide)
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #148 on: November 24, 2018, 08:38:40 am »

Sorry, my mistake
Lift the nerd

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Attention Deficit Middle School
« Reply #149 on: November 24, 2018, 08:57:36 am »

Spoiler: Norman Hugman (click to show/hide)

go home.
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