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Author Topic: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have  (Read 8730 times)

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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #120 on: October 11, 2018, 11:33:41 am »

Why are we all posting in this thread when we could be like the OP and play some golf instead.

The real real question is can we implement dwarven golf in the game?

Anyone know how to mod catapults to fire goblin captives?
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #121 on: October 11, 2018, 01:10:38 pm »

Why are we all posting in this thread when we could be like the OP and play some golf instead.

The real real question is can we implement dwarven golf in the game?

Anyone know how to mod catapults to fire goblin captives?
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #122 on: October 11, 2018, 08:11:05 pm »

Golf in DF? You find a well and a nearby peasant. Then you strangle the peasant exactly once so that he passes out. Then you jump into him to launch the peasant towards the well. You win when you drown the peasant by launching him into the well.

Catapults aren't moddable, sorry.
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #123 on: October 12, 2018, 10:06:18 pm »

Minecart containing a goblin in a cage ramming into a fortification has the same effect, though.
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #124 on: October 13, 2018, 07:30:07 am »

Golf in DF? You find a well and a nearby peasant. Then you strangle the peasant exactly once so that he passes out. Then you jump into him to launch the peasant towards the well. You win when you drown the peasant by launching him into the well.

Catapults aren't moddable, sorry.

By the sound of it it's a good thing they aren't moddable.   ;) ;)
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #125 on: October 13, 2018, 08:13:52 pm »

Golf in DF? You find a well and a nearby peasant. Then you strangle the peasant exactly once so that he passes out. Then you jump into him to launch the peasant towards the well. You win when you drown the peasant by launching him into the well.

Catapults aren't moddable, sorry.

By the sound of it it's a good thing they aren't moddable.   ;) ;)
Bad thing, you mean. 8) :P
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #126 on: October 14, 2018, 05:06:16 am »

Dwarven minecart railgun golf is a human right.
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« Reply #127 on: October 14, 2018, 05:54:26 am »

Dwarven minecart railgun golf is a human right.
My problem with that is that it would be very hard to move, but you would be able to control the power, so I don't know.
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« Reply #128 on: October 14, 2018, 08:55:36 pm »

You could have a maxi-golf game, where the ball is too big to be move with a stick, so a dwarf needs to carry it through the golf course. It should be dangerous of course.
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #129 on: October 15, 2018, 01:24:24 am »

If the ball lands in the magma hazard, you can have your elf caddy retrieve it.
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« Reply #130 on: October 15, 2018, 04:41:43 am »

Well, i was thinking of something. Like a very large room with holes. And a drawbridge. And levers. And goblins.

Not really  golf, but still better than nothing. Maybe it's pinball instead ?

but how to add less...PREDICTABILITY ?
This is bad gameplay.

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« Reply #131 on: October 19, 2018, 06:20:15 am »

I very nearly responded to this thread without reading all the comedy gold that it contained
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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #132 on: October 19, 2018, 08:11:18 am »

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« Reply #133 on: October 19, 2018, 08:25:00 am »

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Re: Suggestions About What the Game Needs to Not Have
« Reply #134 on: October 19, 2018, 09:33:30 am »

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