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Author Topic: Roll to boss fighting  (Read 857 times)

ziizo

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2018, 09:39:29 am »

Grab the Multi-bored pistol + 48 Pistol rounds and shoot the boss Kneecaps
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Failbird105

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2018, 12:03:01 pm »

Take the shotgun(and ammo obviously) and fire down upon the boss from the air
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pikachu17

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2018, 12:07:11 pm »

I attempt to shoot the boss with a stun gun
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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2018, 12:12:50 pm »

Become telekinetic, throw large things at boss with psychic powers

The_Two_Eternities

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2018, 01:19:09 pm »

Learn how to cast a fireball spell.
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Trinculoisdead

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2018, 02:23:05 pm »

Grab the mallet and attempt to break one of the boss' knees.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2018, 03:32:46 pm by Trinculoisdead »
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Doomblade187

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2018, 02:48:27 pm »

SPAWN IN, STAB BOSS WITH LARGE BUTTER KNIFE.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2018, 03:17:53 pm »

I summon a Kevlar vest, and charge at the boss with my sword.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2018, 04:08:41 pm »

YO TRIC, GRAB THE STONES AND I'LL GRAB THE GOLF CLUB AND THEN I CAN DRIVE THEM AT THE BAD GUY WHILST PRACTICE MY SWING

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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2018, 04:27:07 pm »

complain that neither of my previous actions would have hindered my team because A) I was just joining and had no team and B) becoming the boss’s boss wouldn’t negatively impact the team intentionally regardless of which side I ended up on.

Promptly request a proper roll for my turn 1 actions as a result.
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Re: Roll to boss fighting
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2018, 09:12:44 am »

Spawn in and use Hokuto No Ken on the boss
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