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ziizo

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #360 on: December 16, 2018, 10:18:58 am »

Keep salvaging stuff.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #361 on: December 16, 2018, 11:00:06 am »

frick it, just start eating everyone and everything around me to grow bigger
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #362 on: December 16, 2018, 12:13:37 pm »

Continue being a good employee in such a way that the demons are distracted from CABL.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #363 on: December 16, 2018, 02:06:54 pm »

((I LOVE HOW "everyone will try to be safer" IS ITEM IN MY INVENTORY :))))


PLACE THE BODIES SOMEWHERE OUT OF THE WAY WHERE THEY WON'T BE STEPPED ON, COVER THEM SOLEMNLY WITH SHEETS

THANK THE WEIRD ARMOUR DUDE FOR HELPING HEAL FOLKS. IF I CAN FIND HIM, MAYBE ASK IF HE WANTS TO USE HIS MAGICS TO DRAG THE REST OF THE STRAGGLERS OUT OF FIRE DANGER ZONE? ALSO SEE IF I CAN FIND MORE VOLUNTEERS AMONGST PREVIOUSLY-WOUNDED PEOPLE

OH, AND LOOK AROUND FOR SOME HIGH-VIS CLOTHING TO OUTFIT VOLUNTEERS IN.
SAFETY NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY!
   
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #364 on: December 16, 2018, 02:46:07 pm »

"Yes sir, I'll be right over"
Yeah, no. Everyone knows demons don't go to Canada, this guy is a fake.
Go save the boss.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #365 on: December 16, 2018, 07:39:37 pm »

Steal EVERYTHING! No time to figure out what's useful and what isn't!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #366 on: December 16, 2018, 08:39:51 pm »

pray for the rain to cease now that the fire has been extinguished, and for the floodwater to flow to the nearest river since the “lake” is full.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #367 on: December 17, 2018, 06:10:10 am »

Keep navigating. I'll find Satan eventually.
Once I find him, assassinate him by dropping from the ceiling vent and savagely stabbing him in the chest.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #368 on: December 17, 2018, 09:22:06 am »

Alright, non-flammable skeletons with me. We have more fire to put out.
Not-So-Fireproof ones? Make more of you, we still have plenty of metal to use up.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #369 on: December 17, 2018, 12:26:11 pm »

See to Social Programs. And Meditate to increase my powers further.

To Science, Dinos.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #370 on: December 18, 2018, 11:20:57 am »

Some people have gone to the big city, that's filled with all kinds of new things, like a renaissance fair.
The ruins of the town are now a lake with the spooky fortress on an island in the middle.
Canada's army has noticed the giant monster and are arriving in full force.
The fires finally gone out.
Its stopped flooding.
Its raining heavy.
Its November 1 5:30A.m.
Doomblade187 didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Egan_BW didn't post for the third time so random action.

Keep salvaging stuff.
(6) You throw out your nets to gather more scrap, but they catch on something and when you pull them in they get torn to shreds and rendered useless.

frick it, just start eating everyone and everything around me to grow bigger
(Eating stuff = 1) Well you try to eat something, but can't and you realize you have no mouth, nor are you able to absorb the stuff, maybe your the wrong kind of cells or something.
(Do the Canadians notice = 6) You feel that the Canadians have finally noticed your presence, but unfortunately for you, you also feel that their going to come at you with their full military force.
You also feel a small chunk being pulled off of you, but its not enough to do anything.

Continue being a good employee in such a way that the demons are distracted from CABL.
(2) You try to be a good employee and distract the demons, but you can't do both without raising suspicion, you manage to just barely get by with out raising suspicion.

((I LOVE HOW "everyone will try to be safer" IS ITEM IN MY INVENTORY :))))


PLACE THE BODIES SOMEWHERE OUT OF THE WAY WHERE THEY WON'T BE STEPPED ON, COVER THEM SOLEMNLY WITH SHEETS

THANK THE WEIRD ARMOUR DUDE FOR HELPING HEAL FOLKS. IF I CAN FIND HIM, MAYBE ASK IF HE WANTS TO USE HIS MAGICS TO DRAG THE REST OF THE STRAGGLERS OUT OF FIRE DANGER ZONE? ALSO SEE IF I CAN FIND MORE VOLUNTEERS AMONGST PREVIOUSLY-WOUNDED PEOPLE

OH, AND LOOK AROUND FOR SOME HIGH-VIS CLOTHING TO OUTFIT VOLUNTEERS IN.
SAFETY NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY!
   
(Moving and covering the bodies = 5) You move the bodies behind one of the tents and cover them with some sheets, as respectfully as possible.
(Finding the armour guy and asking him stuff = 4) You find and thank the man and then ask your questions, its up to him now to answer.
(Getting formerly wounded people to volunteer = 2) You ask if any of them would like to volunteer, but they decline as they just want to go somewhere safe and far away from all the tragedy and sadness.
(Looking for High-Vis stuff = 6-1 For being safe) After a bit of searching you find an abandoned firetruck and it had enough High-Vis vests for everyone, now everyone's much safer.

"Yes sir, I'll be right over"
Yeah, no. Everyone knows demons don't go to Canada, this guy is a fake.
Go save the boss.
(3) You quickly appear before the big boss himself, and he just sits there looking at you for a minute before he finally says, "Don't you have something your supposed to be doing." You reply with "I feel someone's going to try to kill you and you know demons can't go to Canada.", and he just stares at you for a bit before finally saying, "Who the fuck told you demons couldn't go to Canada and why the hell did you believe them, and as for the potential assassin I've got two body guards here and I can fight for myself. Now get your ass to Canada and get rid of that big ass monster before it kills everybody." And suddenly you find your self being teleported to some small town and on the edge of town there's what appears to be a mountain made of flesh.

Steal EVERYTHING! No time to figure out what's useful and what isn't!
(Grabbing everything = 2+2 For the crew helping) You and your crew start grabbing everything in the shop, including the forge and anvil.
(Getting away from the cops = 4) After its all loaded you and the crew get on the landship and sail out of the fair and get away before the cops arrive.

pray for the rain to cease now that the fire has been extinguished, and for the floodwater to flow to the nearest river since the “lake” is full.
(Praying for the rain to go away = 3) Well the rain slows down a little but that's it.
(Getting the flood water to also go away = 5) You get the flood waters to go into a nearby river somehow.
Then the leader of the camp your in comes up to you and thanks you for healing everyone, then he asks you if you could use your magic to get everyone out of the fire danger zone.

Keep navigating. I'll find Satan eventually.
Once I find him, assassinate him by dropping from the ceiling vent and savagely stabbing him in the chest.

(Getting to Satan = 1) After several minutes you realize your really lost in the vents and you don't even know how you got into them any more.

Alright, non-flammable skeletons with me. We have more fire to put out.
Not-So-Fireproof ones? Make more of you, we still have plenty of metal to use up.
(Putting out the fires = 3) A few small fires are found and put out.
(Making more skeletons = 1+2 For metal being common) They don't find enough metal or parts to make another skeleton.

See to Social Programs. And Meditate to increase my powers further.

To Science, Dinos.
(Setting up social programs = 4) You set up some social programs, and tell the dinos about them.
(Meditating to gain more power = 6) You meditate to hard and give yourself another migraine.
(Making tools = 3) They get the basic concept but don't come up with any usable items.
(Better building materials = 4) They do discover what items make for better building materials and how to use them.

Quote from: Egan_BW
Get out of the building and fly to Canada, and kill ANGRY.
(Getting out of the building = 5) You get out of the building with out a scratch.
(Getting out of the building = 6) You get cut on some glass getting out.
(Getting to Canada = 5) You fly all the way to Canada in record time.
(Getting to Canada = 5) You also fly to Canada in record time.
(Killing ANGRY = 2) You don't manage to do any damage to him.
(Killing ANGRY = 5) But you do tear a chunk out of him, Probably gonna have to keep doing that to do any damage to him.

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Get the dinosaurs to build some buildings on the shore, start with some houses, and teach them about science.
(Building houses = 2+2 For knowing how) They build several houses for themselves.
(Teaching them science = 4) You manage to teach them about science and they listen to you.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Go to a hotel for the rest of the night.
(Do you find a hotel = 3) You eventually find a really scummy looking motel.
(Do you get a room = 3) Apparently all the rooms are full on account of the fires, but the guy at the counter offers let you sleep in the lobby for a discounted price.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X6
Start evacuating the surrounding areas.
(Evacuation = 2) They don't find any people to help.
(Evacuation = 1) One of them drowns in the flood water.
(Evacuation = 3) They find one guy to help.
(Evacuation = 4) They help a group of people out harms way.
(Evacuation = 5) They help a large group out.
(Evacuation = 4) They help another group out.

Quote from: Firefighters X3
Fight the fires outside the town.
(Fighting the fires = 2) They can't find any fire to put out.
(Fighting the fires = 5) They find a large fire to put out.
(Fighting the fires = 3) They put out some small fires.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Twenty stories tall
Go to a new area to find more stuff to eat and grow bigger.
(2) It just stands around for some reason.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Help evacuate people.
(Helping = 1+1 For being safe) They don't find anyone this time.
(Helping = 3) They find six people to help.

Flood stuff:
Quote from: Rain
Does the rain get worse?
(1) The rain calms down.

Quote from: Flood killing people
Do people die in the flood?
(2) Nobody dies.

Fire stuff:
Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(4-2-2=0 For containment and rain) The fire goes out.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(5-3-2=0 For lack of fire and rain) Nobody dies.

Turns until Canadian army gets to ANGRY: 1

Percent of area flooded: 0%
How bad is the flood: Not bad.
Inches of water: 0

Percent of fire contained: 100%
How bad the fire is around the town ruins: Nonexistent.
Percent of area around town on fire: 0%

Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadians killed: 17,861

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 6,498

Total people fled further away areas: 485
Total killed: 22,594
Total killed in the past: 8
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ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #371 on: December 18, 2018, 11:25:48 am »

Evolte into a more humanoid and stronger form following the logic of the Bishōnen Line and meet the Canadian military's full strength in a head-on assault.

Also, punt the annoying thing bitting me away.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #372 on: December 18, 2018, 11:27:54 am »

release fish into the lake.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #373 on: December 18, 2018, 11:48:52 am »

Meditate some more, make a breakthrough in my powers. The ability to empower my subjects with a +/- 1.

To Science, and Social, Dinos. And build some homes too. You can do it!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #374 on: December 18, 2018, 01:33:21 pm »

Search for any nearby vent and exit the ventilation system.
Try to be sneaky.
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