Its the end of the game.Avetruetotheimperator's and 0cra_tr0per's turns have been left until last so everyone can get one last action before the potential universe destroying and nuclear exploding things happen.Be sure to keep reading until the end for the epilogue.Avetruetotheimperator blew up the universe and killed everyone everywhere, then restarted the universe with an new big bang.In a alternate timeline set at the beginning of the game Outsider started a nuclear war with everyone.Everyone in the original timeline died thanks to Avetruetotheimperator.There's a PSA going around about how good CABL's music is.Egan_BW killed TricMagic.Its overcast.Its November 1, 10:00 P.m.Yoink didn't post for the eight time so random action.
CABL didn't post for the second time so random action.
Outsider didn't post so random action.
Cast a spell to make the UK in the 'regular' timeline a version of the Uncanny Kingdom. The future will be the past which will be an alternate history and dimension.
(5) You use a powerful spell to turn the United Kingdom into the Uncanny Kingdom, which makes it into a magical land filled with magical creatures and wizards.
Use my powers to tell the giant Dino what's up. Then use my powers to move the Dino Kingdom to another forum game set in my Dino Kingdom, so named Dino Kingdom RTD. Fast forward a hundred years of Dino Actions assisted by me, and volia, New Game+.
(Using powers to tell the giant dino whats going on = 5) Using your powers you tell the big dino about whats going on in the kingdom and what your plans for the future are.
(Moving Dino kingdom into a new game = 4) You successfully move the Dino kingdom into a new game that'll most likely be terrible, but it might not be.
(Dino's getting better technology in the future = 3+1 For science programs) Thanks to the science programs the future looks bright for the dino's.
Right after you tell the giant dino about the kingdom it walks over to you and steps on you, but you manage to resist being crushed for a bit, but your trying to prevent whats basically an elder god crushing you and after a bit of resistance you eventually can resist no more and are crushed.
Step on the little fairy thing, become dinosaur monarch.
Before you can act the pixie uses telepathy to tell you about the dino kingdom and what their goals for the future are.
(4 Vs 2) But you don't really care about any of that, you really just want to take over so you walk over to the pixie and step on it, it tries to resist you but your munch stronger than it so eventually you win and crush it. The dinosaurs are terrified of you because of what you did so they don't dare to question what you do, so you take over.
Last turn, Ok then.
Use magic to Return to October 28th.
(3+1 For world saving powers) Using your powers you send yourself back in time to before the beginning of the game so you can prevent all the weird stuff that happened from happening.
> Have Kamen Rider Chrono go get more animals for the army.
> I shall look for something to cure my radiation sickness.
> Then I shall continue to expend my animal kingdom.
(Kamen Rider Chrono getting more animals = 5) He wanders off into the woods around the big city and eventually comes back with a large group of random animals.
(Curing radiation poisoning = 4) After a lot of searching you find some anti-Rad tablets and take them curing your radiation poisoning.
(Expanding the animal kingdom = 2) You try to find more animals for your kingdom of beasts but it turns out Kamen Rider Chrono had already recruited them.
Finish up the concert.
(Finishing the concert = 4) You play your most metal song for the big finish of the concert.
(Do you play well = 4) You and your band played really well and people clapped and cheered.
(Do more people show up = 5) Even more people show up to the concert even though it just ended.
Continue to produce PSAs.
(4) You make even more high quality PSAs and release them onto the public.
Continue to help everyone that shows up.
(4) You help even more people that show up.
GO SEE IF ANYONE IN THE CAMP NEEDS ANY HELP AND HELP THEM.
(5) You help a few of the people in the camp with some tasks.
Start looting the area around the pirate cave.
(4) You and your crew loot the area around the town gathering a bunch of loot.
Take over the area around the fort.
(6) It takes a bit but you conquer the area but you lose a few werewolves in the process.
NPC stuff:Keep everything running.
(5) Everything continues just as you hoped it would.
Do some random stuff.
(Stuff = 1+1 For safety) They don't really do anything.
(Stuff = 3) They play some cards.
>Spawn in just enough nuclear bombs to crash reality, using the powers of not having a sheet for the final turn.
Also open the Gate to Hell 2.
(Spawning nuclear bombs = 2) You use shear force of will to spawn a.... single grenade. (You never needed a sheet, they were something I did to keep track of stuff.)
(Opening the gate to hell 2 = 6) You then use your will power to open the gates to hell, and demons begin to pour out.... but instead of killing people they just wander around and hand out pamphlets with PSAs on them.
go out with a bang! The Biggest bang!
In fact, become another Big Bang and restart the universe like that one Black Priest I saw.
(5) You step out of your house and look around at the destruction that has happened over the last few hours and it displeases you, so you head to a store and grab a replica infinity gauntlet which when you put it on becomes real, then you step out of the building and focus on restarting the universe and with a snap of your fingers everything ceases to exist, then a little bit later there's a massive explosion and the universe starts all over again.
Epilogue:What happens to everyone after the final actions?
Original Earth:((I didn't roll for anything here because everyone died thanks to Avetruetotheimperator.))
The_Two_Eternities: While sitting in your base counting your loot you stop existing.
His crew: They were playing some cards when they stopped existing.
Enemy post: As your sitting at your desk writing more PSAs you ceases to exist.
hell Centron Corporation: As everyone went about their normal business they also stopped existing.
Yoink: He stops existing while helping around the camp.
Yoink's small army of volunteers: They ceases to be while playing cards.
CABL: Right as your about to leave the stage you stop existing.
Your band: The rest of the band was right behind you when they stopped existing.
The people at your concert: They all cease while applauding.
The Uncanny Kingdom formally Known as The United Kingdom: It lasted barely a hour before it stopped existing.
Dustan Hache: While he was looking over his kingdom he ceased to be.
His kingdom: They were going about their lives when the ceased to exist.
0cra_tr0per: Rather than letting Avetruetotheimperator kill you, you blow yourself up with the grenade.
Avetruetotheimperator: Your the first one to stop existing.
The Dino Kingdom:TricMagic: Didn't survive the last turn.
Doomblade's dead body the headless horseman and candy horse (4) After TricMagic's death he wanders around doing odd jobs for random dino's.
Big fat triceratops (6) It falls into a deep depression after TricMagic died it eventually gets a job and a house.
Egan_BW (4) You have no trouble keeping the dino kingdom under your control as no one is strong enough to try anything against you.
The Dino's (4) Over the years the Dino Kingdom gets better and better, and eventually develops ships capable of getting into space.
Medieval fantasy world:WyrdByrd (6) You keep ruling your kingdom as best as you can even with the war going on.
The servents (5) They continue to serve you as loyal minions.
The giant frogs (3) Most of them get killed during the war.
The Uncanny Kingdom (6) The kingdom continues to exist even though it suffers heavy losses during the war.
The war against other kingdoms (2) Your kingdom suffers heavy losses and is forced to give back the land you took over, but you are spared and allowed to keep living.
ziizo (6) You get overwhelmed with all the people asking for help every now and then.
Your pumpkin spider selves (2) They eventually become their own people and go out into the world on their own.
Ama (6) You turn everyone in your kingdom into werewolves, not everyone likes that but they don't kill you so its not as bad as it could have been.
Original werewolf friends (6) They stay by your side through thick and thin.
New werewolf friends (4) They become part of your royal guard.
Ama's kingdom (5) The kingdom prospers after everything settles down.
Outsider's alternate timeline:Outsider (2) You eventually succumb to various chemical weapons that were spread around because of the war you created.
The Kamen rider chrono (5) He takes over the kingdom of beast after Outsider dies and gathers more animals into it.
Kingdom of beasts (5) It continues to grow and eventually takes over a large portion of whats left of America.
Smoke Mirrors's alternate timeline:Smoke Mirrors (5) After arriving in the past you work to prevent the future you came from, first you stop TricMagic from using any magic, then you prevent ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES from becoming a god and opening the gates of hell and various other things, but you feel that even though you saved this timeline it seems like one another was completely destroyed, and the Earth had a nuclear war in another, but at least you saved this one.
Stats:Canada population: 0
Canadian military: 0
Canadians killed: All of them.
US Population: 0
US military: 0
Americans killed: There all dead.
Big city Population: 0
Percent of big city destroyed: 100%
Displaced people: All dead.
Earth's population: Everyone's dead.
Outsider's alternate timeline:Earth's population before bombs: 7,846,235,245
People dead: 5,134,887,325
Total killed: EVERYONE EVER
Total killed in the past: 31
The_Two_Eternities
Health: DEAD
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a bunch of cannon balls, a bunch of cutlasses, cell phone, a bunch of money, a bunch of money, a massive amount of money, a bunch of loot
Location: Best pirate cave ever
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders in servant costumes, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, more bottles, more wood, car that's on fire but the fire doesn't damage the car or the people in it that can also fly and go faster, some blocks of plastic, some wood, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some wood planks, some metal blocks, some wood boards, some plastic blocks, some metal blocks, some glass blocks
Location: Medieval fantasy land, forest ruins next to burning car, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: DEAD
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4, controls the sun moon and planets and asteroid belt,Clairvoyant, +1 on administrative rolls
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and a fish pond on the grounds
Enemy post
Health: DEAD
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil, some good PSA ideas that have been produced, minimalism and milk story, minimalism and milk 2 story
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: DEAD -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket, super powerful
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge, lots of booze
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, Looks like Godzilla.is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, immune to meteors, organic doom negators, massive, dinosaur monarch, basically an elder god
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: TricMagic's Egan_BW's dino kingdom.
Ama the werewolf
Health: OKAY, cuts and bruises
What you are: stronger morbidly obese Werewolf
Inventory: two strong and fat werewolf friends slightly injured, Burnt strong and fat werewolf friend also slightly injured, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water, Humvee with some bullet damage, a bunch of werewolf friends, shuttle bus, some gold statues, a bunch of gold jewelry, a bunch of gold coins, A kingdom
Location: Medieval fantasy land, field next to a mountain that has a mine with a temple hidden inside that's now their fortress.
CABL
Health: DEAD
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan, a guitar, a guy that can play the drums, a guy that can play the bass, bus painted black with band logo, signed by a indie record label, The Giblet Feast well mastered album, on USA/Canada tour, a new song showcasing how the new songs will be heavier, several really heavy songs
Location: Canada, Toronto, at a venue with a lot of people
Smoke Mirrors
Health: FINE
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings, Perfect anti bullying PSA, several poor quality PSAs
Location: The Town, October 28th
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard, WIZARD KING, Lord of The Frogs
Inventory: several little wizards, several little werewolves with weapons that are guarding, several little witches, several little skeletons, a living sack of potatoes, some random costumes, three more little servants, regular sized werewolf, regular sized wizard, regular sized skeleton, several little wizards, several little witches, several little skeletons, several little werewolves, little pumpkin man, all kinds of power tools that have been turned into weapons, several giant frogs, several small suits of armour, werewolves can stealthy kill lawnmowers more costumes, you turned the United Kingdom into the Uncanny Kingdom
Location: Medieval fantasy land, scrub land, a barricaded store with a wizard tower slightly expanded, Uncanny Kingdom built around the store, has several houses, has roads all over, new houses and stores, destroyed building rubble, one more house, the perfect flag, some farm plots with crops, some people united with you, has war declared on them by other places, has wells and a wall around it.
Outsider
Health: DEAD
What you are: A bipedal wolf wearing a tutu and bits of cardboard and a baseball cap that says worlds best grandpa, King of beasts
Inventory: Some random animals, some more random animals, Outsider The Kamen rider chrono also very sad over lizard thing's death, basically killed over a billion people, a large group of animals
Location: Small Kingdom of beasts outside the big city in alternate timeline on October 31st, 4:30pm
0cra_tr0per
Health: DEAD
What you are: A Human
Inventory: A grenade
Location:Big city
Avetruetotheimperator
Health: DEAD
What you are: A human
Inventory:
Location:Big city
Effects:
The town is completely destroyed and is now hole in the middle and a castle.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
Big city:
Gates of Hell Haunted House the fifty four story tall monster is dead.
A park.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair.
Hospital.
There's a nuclear power plant.
Other:
A PSA's going around about how good CABL's music is.
Dustan Hache's castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled with planted seeds, buried body, a few people large amount of supplies, more people
The state police are dead.
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Canada:
Huge chunk of Ontario is burnt.
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Medieval fantasy land:
There's a field next to a mountain the field leads to a wooded area and the mountain has an abandoned mine in it the mine has a temple hidden inside.
Uncanny Kingdom with a wizard tower in the middle.
Eveyone knows about the fortress of the spider god.
Scrub land with giant frogs.
Forest with lizards.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town now with fish, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Hell Centron Corporation:
A bunch of not that good PSAs.
Everyone's seen the PSA about meteors.
Everyone's seen the anti-bullying PSA.
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
No meteors will kill the dinosaurs.
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: Dinosaurs know telekinesis, some Dino's can breathe air and water, stone coins, working economy, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, structural integrity, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses with furniture, primitave cloth made from plants, knowledge of how to make clothing,wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, water storage methods, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, and more copper, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke, magnificent palace with super fancy gold furniture and fish pond on the grounds, warehouse, fences and irrigation channels around the farms, how to make and bake clay items, knowledge of how to make clay pipes, all the roads are paved, some statues, more stone, knowledge of science, a beautiful park, a pipeline that brings water from a river to a reservoir near the town, copper pipes, town hall, knowledge of how to make glass, some glass, some tin, some copper, knowledge of how to make bricks, some bricks, some tin, some copper, more copper, more glass, a second mine, cotton farm with wall, paved roads in second town, a fence around all the farms, wooden warehouse, a reservoir, know how to make ink and paper, know how to make playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a second two wheeled cart, every one in the second town has a improved house, some copper, more copper, knowledge of how to make alcohol, a still, some alcohol, some more alcohol, more alcohol, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a second casino with staff, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, several water storage containers, tobacco farm with fence, knowledge of how to make cigarettes, a bunch of dinosaurs are addicted to cigarettes, know how to make cigars, some cigars, public indoor pool, school, a bunch of pretentious books, some crappy poetry books, some more staffed and stalked stores, another warehouse, a dedicated forging place, Knowledge of how to build boats, a boat, another boat, knowledge of how to make bronze, some bronze, knowledge of how to tame animals, some tame animals, more carts, knowledge of how to make gears, some gears, fishing industry with some docks and buildings, knowledge of how to build a waterwheel, knowledge of how to build a mill, waterwheel powered mill, some flour, Dino's now strive to get to space, bureaucracy's happening +1 to projects, science's happening +1 to science, know about iron, Know how to build steam engines, a sawmill that runs on an steam engine, everyone has running water in their houses, theirs a system of tracks and mine carts in both mines that increase their efficiency, there's a farm for domesticated animals.
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