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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1095 on: November 15, 2019, 05:23:31 am »

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1096 on: November 15, 2019, 08:53:33 am »

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?


Why stop there? Give them the ability to modify the code itself. Destruction everywhere.
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« Reply #1097 on: November 16, 2019, 01:22:20 am »

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?


Why stop there? Give them the ability to modify the code itself. Destruction everywhere.
It'd be like skynet but with magma.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1098 on: November 18, 2019, 01:12:21 pm »

For once, this may not be the place for my ideas, but:

We still get immigrant waves like we do now (twice/half as many as you want, and they're 99% worthless). But, when you talk to the caravan leader, you can pay a fee (based on negotiation) to reduce/increase the number and/or pay to get people of useful trades/skill levels.

And obviously, if you disassemble the trade depot to steal everything, you get repaid with only dabbling soap carvers who are extra-nervous.
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« Reply #1099 on: November 18, 2019, 01:39:31 pm »

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« Reply #1100 on: November 18, 2019, 03:27:44 pm »

Pornographic scrolls.  If your dorfs don't get them, they get depressed.

But if they do, they get... busy.
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« Reply #1101 on: November 18, 2019, 08:09:18 pm »

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« Reply #1102 on: November 18, 2019, 08:18:43 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1103 on: November 18, 2019, 08:21:00 pm »

Cease.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1104 on: November 18, 2019, 08:33:59 pm »

and desist
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1105 on: November 18, 2019, 08:44:43 pm »

Careful! Those structures tends to invoke higher beings of unfathomable power that can expell us from this reality.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1106 on: November 18, 2019, 10:31:31 pm »

Once magic is a thing, add an "expand dong" spell which adds a body part called "expanded dong" attached to the lower body. The only way to reverse this without severing the dong is by casting the "retract dong" spell. Both spells can only be performed by gorillas.
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« Reply #1108 on: November 19, 2019, 01:21:24 am »

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« Reply #1109 on: November 19, 2019, 01:59:48 am »

No, seriously, doing that can mess up the forums for some people and summon the Toad's ire, don't do that.
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