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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 68866 times)

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1170 on: December 09, 2019, 06:47:49 am »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1171 on: December 09, 2019, 08:19:14 am »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!

I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1172 on: December 09, 2019, 12:48:31 pm »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


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Intentionally induce diarrhea in dwarves to train pooping skill.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1173 on: December 09, 2019, 04:06:46 pm »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


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I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1174 on: December 09, 2019, 09:25:32 pm »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1175 on: December 10, 2019, 05:19:37 am »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.
Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1176 on: December 10, 2019, 11:11:59 am »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.

Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.

tbh this was just shitty
:D
(it's a joke plz no hate)
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1177 on: December 11, 2019, 05:19:52 pm »

If going to the bathroom ever gets added it needs an associated bowl movement skill.


Urist has created a masterpiece ☼Turd☼!
I think you just won this thread. OP can close it now.

Agreed.  Everyone go home, it's all downhill from here.
I feel this is a big achievement for me, and I'm glad I posted it.

tbh this was just shitty
:D
(it's a joke plz no hate)
>:‍(
 yes hate
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1178 on: December 11, 2019, 06:15:39 pm »

 hate yes
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1179 on: December 12, 2019, 03:42:50 pm »

I don't give a crap either way.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1180 on: December 18, 2019, 02:45:30 am »

Every time a masterpiece turd is made a procgen suggestion is posted here.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1181 on: December 18, 2019, 05:38:42 am »

We won't notice the difference anyway.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1182 on: December 18, 2019, 11:51:20 am »

Crits are added to the game.

A crit obliterates whatever body part is targeted. Crit rate for Semimega beasts is doubled. Megabeasts are 4x, and FB are 8x.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1183 on: December 18, 2019, 01:22:09 pm »

Every now and again, adventure mode NPCs will spout a randomly-determined quote from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail". Don't pretend this one hasn't been a long time coming.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1184 on: December 18, 2019, 01:31:49 pm »

Every now and again, adventure mode NPCs will spout a randomly-determined quote from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail". Don't pretend this one hasn't been a long time coming.
I actually want this
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