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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 475483 times)

LordBaal

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1200 on: December 23, 2019, 08:56:08 pm »

Add a lootboxes biome.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1201 on: December 23, 2019, 11:04:33 pm »

Every other embark is a DLC

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1202 on: December 23, 2019, 11:17:55 pm »

Every other embark is a DLC
DLC stands for Dodos Love Cata
This means that every other embark, dodoes and cats will band together and act as hunting partners
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« Reply #1203 on: December 24, 2019, 03:18:29 am »

Good regions have a 100% chance to grow marijuana.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1204 on: December 24, 2019, 04:02:42 am »

When a dwarf gets a strange mood, you must play a mini-game in flash for each item the dwarf needs.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1205 on: December 24, 2019, 01:34:20 pm »

Hell yeah, warioware artifact creation.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1206 on: December 24, 2019, 01:43:15 pm »

or a Wii Fit Yoga plug-in.  You must complete an animal pose to gain the corresponding bone for the artifact. 

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1207 on: December 24, 2019, 02:30:41 pm »

Hell yeah, warioware artifact creation.
Sounds cool
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« Reply #1208 on: December 24, 2019, 09:08:20 pm »

Plump helmets can now infect dwarves and make that dwarf shit him/herself to death.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1209 on: December 24, 2019, 10:48:42 pm »

Plump helmets can shit themselves to death.
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« Reply #1210 on: December 25, 2019, 05:50:20 am »

Plump helmets can shit Plump helmets.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1211 on: December 25, 2019, 09:58:04 am »

Dwarves can shit other dwarves.
Wait, that's just childbirth...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1212 on: December 25, 2019, 03:56:03 pm »

Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1213 on: December 25, 2019, 05:44:32 pm »

Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game they can't hold it in long enough.
FTFY
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1214 on: December 26, 2019, 02:25:49 am »

Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game.

You can do it. make a tool called "shit". Add lays_unusual_eggs to dwarves, and they lay "shits". Make a nestbox called "toilet". Tried it already: main problem is that they don't get off the toilet afterwards unless ordered, and will shit in any nest box.
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