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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 476469 times)

delphonso

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1425 on: February 21, 2020, 01:21:20 pm »

I will pay someone real money to mod this into the game.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1426 on: February 21, 2020, 01:28:51 pm »

Now that viruses are on voge, df simulates viruses down to molecular scale. Like in real life some migth get to be know, although in a limited fashion given the timeframe constrains. It also emulate many thousands if not millions of unknown viruses in all biomes and creatures.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1427 on: February 21, 2020, 03:22:09 pm »

The MOUNT tag is depreciated in favor of allowing all creatures to ride any other creature. Moreover, creatures can ride creatures that are already riding other creatures.

Each creature must make a KINESTHETIC_SENSE check to keep from falling over and a STRENGTH check to support the creatures above it. The taller the stack, the harder thia becomes.

Circuses will try to stack as many creatures as possible as an attraction.

Occasionally this will occur in the wild, and you will see roaming stacks of creatures.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1428 on: February 21, 2020, 07:40:51 pm »

Now that viruses are on voge, df simulates viruses down to molecular scale. Like in real life some migth get to be know, although in a limited fashion given the timeframe constrains. It also emulate many thousands if not millions of unknown viruses in all biomes and creatures.
FYI due to how Viruses work this necessitates simulating all cells of all living and some undead creatures. And every single nucleotide of every single DNA molecule.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1429 on: February 22, 2020, 04:19:13 am »

Now that viruses are on voge, df simulates viruses down to molecular scale. Like in real life some migth get to be know, although in a limited fashion given the timeframe constrains. It also emulate many thousands if not millions of unknown viruses in all biomes and creatures.
FYI due to how Viruses work this necessitates simulating all cells of all living and some undead creatures. And every single nucleotide of every single DNA molecule.
Is this not the ultimate end-goal of DF anyways?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1430 on: February 24, 2020, 02:00:46 pm »

Now that viruses are on voge, df simulates viruses down to molecular scale. Like in real life some migth get to be know, although in a limited fashion given the timeframe constrains. It also emulate many thousands if not millions of unknown viruses in all biomes and creatures.
FYI due to how Viruses work this necessitates simulating all cells of all living and some undead creatures. And every single nucleotide of every single DNA molecule.
Is this not the ultimate end-goal of DF anyways?
The end goal is, afaik, to get to a point where we're able to build computers inside quarks if we set quantumtunneling=false.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1431 on: February 24, 2020, 02:24:26 pm »

Some enemies should attack you with goals other than to kill or rob you, but their actual intentions may make you wish they did.

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You Feel Uneasy.
The large human wrestler: Greetings. My name is Aki Purpletongs. Praise strength.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre silently grabs your upper left arm from behind with his left hand!
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre silently grabs your upper right arm from behind with his right hand!
You struggle in vain against the human wrestler Aki Uromilre's grip!
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre: You are amazing.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre releases his grip on your upper left arm.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre releases his grip on your upper left arm.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1432 on: February 24, 2020, 06:06:07 pm »

Some enemies should attack you with goals other than to kill or rob you, but their actual intentions may make you wish they did.

Quote from: Cursed Gamelog
You Feel Uneasy.
The large human wrestler: Greetings. My name is Aki Purpletongs. Praise strength.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre silently grabs your upper left arm from behind with his left hand!
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre silently grabs your upper right arm from behind with his right hand!
You struggle in vain against the human wrestler Aki Uromilre's grip!
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre: You are amazing.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre releases his grip on your upper left arm.
The Human Wrestler Aki Uromilre releases his grip on your upper left arm.


At first, I thought Aki Uromilre was about to rape the adventurer 😂.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1433 on: February 24, 2020, 07:04:19 pm »

I'm pretty sure that's the insinuation being made, actually.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1434 on: February 24, 2020, 08:04:52 pm »

Aki isn't a word in the human language, and he was feeling the guys muscles. If you know, you know.

Human lords claim areas near there sites as royal hunting grounds. Killing any animal in these areas is punishable by death. No indication of where or how large these zones are, you only way to know you've violated the law is if you mention slaying an animal in that area is responded to with violence. It's possible to embark in one of these areas, and killing any animal above ground triggers a siege.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1435 on: February 25, 2020, 07:38:07 am »

That actually sounds all too much awesome and a genuine way to introduce naturally induce conflict into the game. In fact I can see whole stories of wars and years of enemity based on this. Humans/dwarves/elfs choose to unwitingly settle or use somehow (hunt, chop down trees, farm, cemetery) a sacred place for another civilization. Extra points if such civ is long gone and come back to unlife because of it.

In fact this surely must be planned.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1436 on: February 25, 2020, 06:34:35 pm »

Petshop workshop:

A workshop where morally ambiguous dwarves will sell any animals they find to other dwarves as pets. Sure, that beakdog is trained, don't worry about it. No, that's not the yeti that killed 12 merchants - that's your new pet!

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1437 on: February 27, 2020, 06:26:57 am »

Chicken mans! Basically some random guy that spawns chickens. How is this terriblr you ask? Well, there will also be...

Chicken man mans
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

*sigh* I can't believe I play this game...

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1438 on: February 27, 2020, 07:01:16 am »

Chicken mans! Basically some random guy that spawns chickens. How is this terriblr you ask? Well, there will also be...

Chicken man mans

We can do this already.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1439 on: February 27, 2020, 07:11:26 am »

I am aware of that.
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

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