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[King Zultan]

"dwarves have an emotional need for wagons"

Urist is sexually attracted to wagons. Urist felt ecstasy while fornicating with a wagon.

[Lozzymandias]

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.

implement wagon tantrums so you have to keep your wagons needs satisfied

[Lozzymandias]

implement wagon plots. Wagons can scheme to overthrow you, and scuttle your fort

[Naturegirl1999]

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.

implement wagon tantrums so you have to keep your wagons needs satisfied

wagons have a favorite item, each wagon is born with a random favorite item, whether or not it can be produced in your fort. Whenever s wagon does not carry its favorite item, it will progressively go insane and run off in search of its favorite item. A wagon can not be cured of insanity until it is filled only with its favorite item. If it has even one item that isn’t its favorite item, it’s sanity will slowly drip away

[Lozzymandias]

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.

implement wagon tantrums so you have to keep your wagons needs satisfied

wagons have a favorite item, each wagon is born with a random favorite item, whether or not it can be produced in your fort. Whenever s wagon does not carry its favorite item, it will progressively go insane and run off in search of its favorite item. A wagon can not be cured of insanity until it is filled only with its favorite item. If it has even one item that isn’t its favorite item, it’s sanity will slowly drip away

Give wagon's a personality. Make their favourite item a feature of their personality and subject to change with the wagons experiences. Wagons opinions can be swayed by arguments, changing their favourite items. Wagons can have their values corrupted by plotters, which can include other wagons

[Naturegirl1999]

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.

implement wagon tantrums so you have to keep your wagons needs satisfied

wagons have a favorite item, each wagon is born with a random favorite item, whether or not it can be produced in your fort. Whenever s wagon does not carry its favorite item, it will progressively go insane and run off in search of its favorite item. A wagon can not be cured of insanity until it is filled only with its favorite item. If it has even one item that isn’t its favorite item, it’s sanity will slowly drip away

Give wagon's a personality. Make their favourite item a feature of their personality and subject to change with the wagons experiences. Wagons opinions can be swayed by arguments, changing their favourite items. Wagons can have their values corrupted by plotters, which can include other wagons

now I am curious, how is sentience and personality even added to the game? Could one do this by modding? Imagine if plants have personalities too, or societies? More plant men, item men, living vehicles? Wagon men? Not on.y wagons gaining personality, but also humanoid wagon creatures as well?

[Lozzymandias]

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.

implement wagon tantrums so you have to keep your wagons needs satisfied

wagons have a favorite item, each wagon is born with a random favorite item, whether or not it can be produced in your fort. Whenever s wagon does not carry its favorite item, it will progressively go insane and run off in search of its favorite item. A wagon can not be cured of insanity until it is filled only with its favorite item. If it has even one item that isn’t its favorite item, it’s sanity will slowly drip away

Give wagon's a personality. Make their favourite item a feature of their personality and subject to change with the wagons experiences. Wagons opinions can be swayed by arguments, changing their favourite items. Wagons can have their values corrupted by plotters, which can include other wagons

now I am curious, how is sentience and personality even added to the game? Could one do this by modding? Imagine if plants have personalities too, or societies? More plant men, item men, living vehicles? Wagon men? Not on.y wagons gaining personality, but also humanoid wagon creatures as well?

I would point you at the ancient texts of Wagon Fortress: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=25508.0

This was of course before personalities and needs and you just needed to stack up happy thoughts to keep the dwarves sane. But some work was done to adapt wagons as a playable creature.

[nezclaw]

WereWagons

[SixOfSpades]

Interracial marriages between dwarves & wagons, including fertile offspring.

[delphonso]

All noble positions must be filled by wagons.

[Criperum]

Not a bad suggestion, i actually think it's awesome but it seems fitting here.
Bronze Colossi, Giants and other huge creatures can kick dwarfes and other much smaller creatures into flight.

[King Zultan]

Now all I can think of is giants playing football with a dwarf as the ball.

[delphonso]

I would pay to watch minotaurs play rugby with a plumphelmetman.

[Naturegirl1999]

When plump helmet men and plump helmet women bite a creature that isn’t their race they turn into a plump helmet man of the opposite sex as the one that bit them. A creature bittenb7 a plump helmet man will turn into a plump helmet woman and vice versa

[delphonso]

The transformation happens instantly and provides a message like werebeast transformations. Plumphelmetpeople are also aggressive against each other - should two get in a biting match, the game becomes unplayable as you constantly unpause hoping one will die.

Also, plump helmet men don't have mouths.