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King Zultan

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« Reply #1980 on: August 14, 2020, 01:57:21 am »

Battles quickly escalate into fractal combats between the various monkeys that have sailed off in an arc.
Do to the amount of monkeys getting thrown around wars never end and only get exponentially bigger until the entire planet is a massive unending war.
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« Reply #1981 on: August 14, 2020, 02:26:01 am »

Have the game automatically rename a dwarf "Mosus" after he butchers a kitten.
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« Reply #1982 on: August 14, 2020, 03:27:11 am »

Battles quickly escalate into fractal combats between the various monkeys that have sailed off in an arc.
Do to the amount of monkeys getting thrown around wars never end and only get exponentially bigger until the entire planet is a massive unending war.

It's fractal however, so the total mass of the monkeys is always finite but there are an infinite number of them.

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« Reply #1983 on: August 14, 2020, 06:59:40 am »

Do to the amount of monkeys getting thrown around wars never end and only get exponentially bigger until the entire planet is a massive unending war.
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« Reply #1984 on: August 14, 2020, 09:04:14 am »

Wait a damn minute, didn't the tangent on economics a few pages back devolve into monkeys, too?  How does this keep happening?

Anyway, producing or trading something of value automatically spawns fractal monkeys.  The monkeys have a finite value, but are infinite in number.
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« Reply #1985 on: August 14, 2020, 06:14:21 pm »

Each of the fractal monkeys has its own needs to fulfill.

Pooping is now a need.
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« Reply #1986 on: August 15, 2020, 03:07:08 am »

When poop is throw and hits a person it should damage their moral, this is made worse by everything being monkeys which means poop is throw constantly which means everything will end with billions of depressed monkeys.
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« Reply #1987 on: August 15, 2020, 04:38:20 am »

Submerged. Maybe depressed, but definitely submerged.
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« Reply #1988 on: August 15, 2020, 10:29:33 am »

The end result of all this is that the world map will inevitably collapse into a black hole.
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« Reply #1989 on: August 15, 2020, 11:08:34 am »

Poop and monkeys, monkeys and poop.  Ever onward the wheel of terrible suggestions turns.
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« Reply #1990 on: August 15, 2020, 12:18:09 pm »

The lungfish bug is amusing, but it lacks in scope.
From now on, all aquatic creatures can swim through air.

Ocean embarks just got a lot more interesting.
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« Reply #1991 on: August 15, 2020, 06:29:45 pm »

Sometimes dwarves and other creatures just float off into space.
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« Reply #1992 on: August 15, 2020, 10:09:35 pm »

Unfortunately since there's a maximum z-level of the sky this actually means they bump into the ceiling and just hang there.

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« Reply #1993 on: August 16, 2020, 03:11:30 am »

All that goes up must come down, so every now and then one of these creatures will fall from the sky and slam into the ground at maximum velocity and explode into high speed shrapnel which will potently kill anything nearby.
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« Reply #1994 on: August 16, 2020, 03:19:25 am »

And the shrapnel has enough momentum to blast the other creatures into the sky, which hit the sky-ceiling, explode then rain down ever more shrapnel onto the map.
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