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[IonMatrix]

Everytime a creature crashes back down it leaves behind some adamantine.

Legendary wrestlers can forcefully thrown someone into the sky ceiling.

It won't be long before someone starts monetizing this...

[Starver]

It'd be like the time the dinosaurs discovered how to game the system for iridium...  Next thing you know, there's a K-T geological boundary and mammals begin to take over!

[LordBaal]

The economy monkeys sometimes spawn being radioactive and take control of whole fortress levels.

A cokie for getting the reference

[Naturegirl1999]

What is a cokie? Miniature coke cans? ((I know it’s a misspell of cookie, just wanted to ask a question to play along with a joke or...never mind))

Blood out of the body can rot over time, rotting increases speed when in high temperatures. If a necromancer revives someone near a large pile of rotting blood, the rotting blood will be reanimated into a moving glob which has a 50% chance of going rogue and not listening to the necromancer

[Matokage]

Water-shedding mechanics, so if you are on a mountain, water can run down the hill and accumulates on the lowest ground level, leading to fortress flooding and water penetration trough soil tiles.

[Maximum Spin]

Dwarves and other civilized creatures can make randomly-generated terrible suggestions which will then be implemented automatically.

[King Zultan]

If a suggestion is terrible enough it gets implemented in real life.

[Maximum Spin]

If a suggestion is terrible enough it gets implemented in real life.

Truly terrible suggestions get implemented in the baseline reality of the superintelligent AI which is currently simulating us to see what kind of terrible suggestions humans produce.

[Starver]

+++ Exception overflow in module world.politics.youknowwhere on processing list-data PANDEMIC_RESPONSE_OPTIONS; Error code: 0xC0 \/ ID:19 +++

[Azerty]

With enough monkeys, one could write a book.

[Naturegirl1999]

+++ Exception overflow in module world.politics.youknowwhere on processing list-data PANDEMIC_RESPONSE_OPTIONS; Error code: 0xC0 \/ ID:19 +++

...Yes, the humans in power seem to be making terrible decisions, almost like they don’t know how to run the countries they rule...

[BigUglyWorm]

+++ Exception overflow in module world.politics.youknowwhere on processing list-data PANDEMIC_RESPONSE_OPTIONS; Error code: 0xC0 \/ ID:19 +++

...Yes, the humans in power seem to be making terrible decisions, almost like they don’t know how to run the countries they rule...

[Remembers that DF regards player input as being of questionable judgment, by default]
[Remembers how easy it is for massive problems to go unnoticed thanks to UI screwiness]
[Remembers that nobles are petulant, demanding, and oftentimes exempt from established laws]
Merciful Armok, it all makes sense!  [Screeches to the heavens]

[Urist mcbayblade]

Fortnite dances

[King Zultan]

Forget fortress mode lets shift development over to a battle royal mode with massive multiplayer and loot boxes.

[Maximum Spin]

Lootboxes may randomly contain randomly generated forgotten beast syndromes.