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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2625 on: December 07, 2020, 10:23:18 am »

There are staturemancers who can bring statues to life, reading the secrets of life and death has a chance of producing statuemancers, however necromancer nor statuemancers know which they are until they attempt
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2626 on: December 07, 2020, 10:54:58 am »

Naeromancers can bring back air to life. Undead Air. Imagine that.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2627 on: December 07, 2020, 03:18:38 pm »

Romance can occur between ghosts and living creatures. Such unions can produce half-ghost children.  Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.  Like regular DF ghosts, they can fly through walls, but only when not wearing or carrying anything.

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« Reply #2628 on: December 07, 2020, 03:43:38 pm »

Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.

They switch between ghost and living randomly while tantruming. If they're inside a wall when they become living, they get atomsmashed. If they're in a tile with a non-prone creature when it happens, both of them fuse into a single creature, usually resulting in death.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2629 on: December 07, 2020, 04:31:07 pm »

Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.

They switch between ghost and living randomly while tantruming. If they're inside a wall when they become living, they get atomsmashed. If they're in a tile with a non-prone creature when it happens, both of them fuse into a single creature, usually resulting in death horrific chimeric entities.
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« Reply #2630 on: December 07, 2020, 05:45:39 pm »

Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.

They switch between ghost and living randomly while tantruming. If they're inside a wall when they become living, they get atomsmashed. If they're in a tile with a non-prone creature when it happens, both of them fuse into a single creature, usually resulting in death horrific chimeric entities a toad.
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« Reply #2631 on: December 07, 2020, 06:19:52 pm »

Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.

They switch between ghost and living randomly while tantruming. If they're inside a wall when they become living, they get atomsmashed turned into liquid giblets, which saturate the tile they get stuck in, so goblet saturated [tile name]. If they're in a tile with a non-prone creature when it happens, both of them fuse into a single creature, usually resulting in death horrific chimeric entities a toad.
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« Reply #2632 on: December 08, 2020, 06:18:47 am »

Half-ghosts can switch between ghostly and living at will.

They switch between ghost and living randomly while tantruming. If they're inside a wall when they become living, they get atomsmashed turned into liquid giblets exploding into gore, which saturate the tile they get stuck in, so goblet saturated [tile name]. If they're in a tile with a non-prone creature when it happens, both of them fuse into a single creature, it usually ruesults resulting in death horrific chimeric entities a toad telefraging.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2633 on: December 09, 2020, 03:33:23 pm »

Romance can occur between ghosts and living creatures.

Romances can only occur if the ghost was a Broker in life, and the living dwarf is at least a Talented Potter. Haunting the replacement Broker and communicating through a sassy medium is optional.
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« Reply #2634 on: December 09, 2020, 05:19:33 pm »

Monarchs are now guaranteed to haunt a few random on-duty soldiers shortly after dying. They prioritize ones who are busy guarding burrows.
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« Reply #2635 on: December 09, 2020, 06:04:04 pm »

Dwarves sometimes forget certain attributes of random beasts.

Most commonly, the fact that they are dangerous...
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« Reply #2636 on: December 09, 2020, 06:49:03 pm »

Monarchs are now guaranteed to haunt a few random on-duty soldiers shortly after dying. They prioritize ones who are busy guarding burrows.
Blood contaminent does not wash off hands of murderers, and the ghosts of dead leaders haunt their guilty replacements just before their own battles.
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« Reply #2637 on: December 10, 2020, 02:13:44 am »

Blood shouldn't be able to be washed off, it should also attract ghosts who hate and desire to kill anyone that has any amount of blood on them.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #2638 on: December 10, 2020, 06:42:27 pm »

New designation:  Dig without care.

This designation will cause miners to dig carelessly, with significantly higher chances of destroying ores and gems. 

In addition, there is also a significant chance that the miner(s) will accidentally mine out tiles that are adjacent (or at least “close”) to the designated tiles, but not actually designated.  The probability of this happening increases significantly if the tile is the only thing separating the fortress from magma, water, a forgotten beast or titan, hostile wildlife, werecreature, invader, or other existential threat to the fortress or it’s denizens.
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« Reply #2639 on: December 11, 2020, 01:12:55 pm »

New designation:  Dig without care.

This designation will cause miners to dig carelessly, with significantly higher chances of destroying ores and gems. 

In addition, there is also a significant chance that the miner(s) will accidentally mine out tiles that are adjacent (or at least “close”) to the designated tiles, but not actually designated.  The probability of this happening increases significantly if the tile is the only thing separating the fortress from magma, water, a forgotten beast or titan, hostile wildlife, werecreature, invader, or other existential threat to the fortress or it’s denizens.
Wet tile cancellations still apply to the actually designated tiles
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