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[rico6822]

Necromancers strongly value romance because of something they read in the secrets of life and death. NecROMANCEr.

[Nordlicht]

But they can never find love because they are slab nerds that smell of death basement

[rico6822]

Only trust and anxiety are changed by 50 points, not love or lust.

[Fikilili]

Alright
Let's do the Terrible Suggestions Awards for the 200th page

[rico6822]

Alright
Let's do the Terrible Suggestions Awards for the 200th page

Are people allowed to vote they're own suggestions?

[Nordlicht]

They won't if they have decency.

[A_Curious_Cat]

What makes you think they do?

[King Zultan]

decency

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[rico6822]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=27s&v=mU13O0gAVmA&feature=youtu.be As seen here in my opinion kakapo should do this to humans in Dwarf Fortress.

[delphonso]

Gearing up for page 200:

Every time a dwarf arrives, 200 dwarves arrive.

[JAL28]

Every year there should be a 1% chance that 100 void dwarves are automatically generated in any dwarven settlement

[Bumber]

Dwarves can get COVID and your whole fort needs to socially distance. This can cause dwarves to gather and tantrum in protest.

[Eric Blank]

Troglodytes form underground "elf" civs and demand mushroom cutting quotas. They'll raid forts for metal equipment if denied.

[BigUglyWorm]

OKAY SO.  In celebration of 200 pages of Terrible Suggestions^©, and following from suggestions made in a few recent posts, I'm going to add a poll to determine the #1 best bad suggestion thus far!

I'll be combing the past pages for ideas, but if you have a particular suggestion you think deserves a spot, either yours or someone else's, feel free to offer it up, and I'll consider those first; I'm hoping for a total of 10 options.  Also, in the interest of fairness, I won't be including any of my suggestions, nor will I be voting in the poll.

I'm hoping to put this up within the next week, so get your nominations in, and thanks again for keeping this thread going so long!

[A_Curious_Cat]

OKAY SO.  In celebration of 200 pages of Terrible Suggestions^©, and following from suggestions made in a few recent posts, I'm going to add a poll to determine the #1 best bad suggestion thus far!

I'll be combing the past pages for ideas, but if you have a particular suggestion you think deserves a spot, either yours or someone else's, feel free to offer it up, and I'll consider those first; I'm hoping for a total of 10 options.  Also, in the interest of fairness, I won't be including any of my suggestions, nor will I be voting in the poll.

I'm hoping to put this up within the next week, so get your nominations in, and thanks again for keeping this thread going so long!

Uhmm... you do realize that only the person who started the thread can add a poll to it.  You’ll have to contact them somehow (and hope that they are still active on the forums) and get them to put the poll up.


Also, just so it has at least a chance of being chosen (no sure how it compares to my other suggestions):

Add a [sheds:<material token>:frequency] tag!