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[BigUglyWorm]

Uhmm... you do realize that only the person who started the thread can add a poll to it.  You’ll have to contact them somehow (and hope that they are still active on the forums) and get them to put the poll up.

But...I am the person who started the thread!  Over two years ago, with my humble suggestion for a "Kick Shin" attack.

And your nomination will be taken into consideration.  Thanks!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Uhmm... you do realize that only the person who started the thread can add a poll to it.  You’ll have to contact them somehow (and hope that they are still active on the forums) and get them to put the poll up.

But...I am the person who started the thread!  Over two years ago, with my humble suggestion for a "Kick Shin" attack.

And your nomination will be taken into consideration.  Thanks!

Actually, come to think of it, it might work better if it was

[drops:<material token>:frequency]

Instead.

That way it could be used for more than just shedding (for example, one could devise a proper material definition for “FILTH_B” and have the creature occasionally “deposit” a glob of it.)

[King Zultan]

The best one is the one that leads to the Vomitpocalypse!

Every time a dwarf vomits, every dwarf who can see them has a 20% chance of being grossed out and vomiting as well.  Past a certain population density (known as the Emetic Critical Mass), a single nauseous dwarf can kick off a self-sustaining chain reaction of barf that can persist indefinitely.  Hope you like green floors!

If you want it to be even worse, dwarves become hungrier and More thirsty as they vomit causing a high density chain reaction can get huge part of the fort starving.

[rico6822]

Upcoming druid mages in the update will spread around deadly dust.

[Strik3r]

I've not posted much in this thread, not that i post much at all, but i read it all the time.

Since i've ever posted only one suggestion in this thread, i'll nominate my one and only terrible suggestion, Dyslexia for Dwarves.
Simply because of how subtly terrible it is instead of trying too hard to be bad or gross.

Since im here i might as well contribute too... umm...
Dyslexia: In order to be more PC and inclusive, a sizeable portion of dwarves all sentient beings have dyslexia, if one of them happens to hold a position, all text related to their function (such as the health overview screen for chief medical dwarves) will have random letters swapped for others (this also includes hotkeys). The swapped letters will change every time you enter the screen.
If your adventurer is dyslexic, the entire interface will suffer from this effect.
There is no way to mod this out or alter the chance of dyslexia as it would undermine the reason why this was implemented.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As much as i hate thinking about it, i could actually see someone suggesting this for real.

Spoiler: don't cancel me plz (click to show/hide)

I just realized that the PC and inclusiveness quip is hilariously ironic;
I've never seen anyone that preaches said political correctness and inclusivity actually ever pretend to give a shit about dyslexics.
Guess there isn't much clout to be gained there. *shrug*

[rico6822]

The more characters are rapidly exposed to sexuality the greater is the chance of they're lust prospensity dropping temporarily.

[JAL28]

If a dwarf bites a werebeast without getting bitten back, the werebeast should be immediately cured of the curse, turn into a dwarf(from whatever it was before) and join your fortress.

[Bumber]

If a dwarf bites a werebeast without getting bitten back, the werebeast should be immediately cured of the curse, turn into a dwarf(from whatever it was before) and join your fortress.

No, it's cursed to turn into a dwarf whenever there isn't a full moon, but still turns into a werebeast.

[JAL28]

Clowns can now mine through adamantine and anything else. Meaning they can dig-path to your fortress and cause untold amounts of havoc and fun even before the first year undead siege can serve it to you.

[rico6822]

Dancing increases dodging skill directly and can be trained to legendary.

[King Zultan]

While your dancing you should be able to doge fired arrows and bolts and thrown objects.

[rico6822]

Myth&Magic update will add mana meter and turn Dwarf Fortress into stereotypical modern JRPG.

[Maximum Spin]

All dwarfs are now 15 forever and all clothing items are removed and replaced with belts. An arbitrary number of belts can be equipped at once.

[delphonso]

doge fired arrows

wow very range such archer

[Bumber]

Give dwarves a hitpoint bar. When it reaches 0, the dwarf explodes into giblets.