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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3000 on: February 09, 2021, 10:29:17 pm »

Give dwarves a hitpoint bar. When it reaches 0, the dwarf explodes into giblets.

Have an option in d_init.txt to display a unit’s hitpoints instead of their usual icon.  When the unit dies, it is automatically replaced by a coffin (magically teleported from a stockpile) containing the unit’s remains.
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« Reply #3001 on: February 09, 2021, 10:58:48 pm »

Myth&Magic update will add mana meter and turn Dwarf Fortress into stereotypical modern JRPG.

Additionally, Toady reimplements the game in RPG maker to make modding more accessible for newbies who don’t know how to use a text editor.
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« Reply #3002 on: February 10, 2021, 01:40:48 am »

Add wierd two-legged green pig things that explode when they get too close to dwarves
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« Reply #3003 on: February 10, 2021, 02:25:56 am »

Any thing that gets to close to a dwarf explodes.
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« Reply #3004 on: February 10, 2021, 02:38:03 am »

Any thing that gets to close to a dwarf explodes.

Anything a dwarf gets close to explodes (including booze).
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« Reply #3005 on: February 10, 2021, 02:48:29 am »

Any thing that gets to close to a dwarf explodes.

Anything a dwarf gets close to explodes (including booze).
Dwarves explode when they get close to anything (including the ground).
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« Reply #3006 on: February 10, 2021, 03:16:14 am »

If for some reason a dwarf comes into existence everything explodes.
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« Reply #3007 on: February 10, 2021, 08:03:47 am »

If a dwarf catches on fire there is a 1% chance that they will perform the Stop, Drop and Roll maneuver, causing them to extinguish themselves.

Feels Less of a terrible suggestion than one that’s way too silly to be implemented
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« Reply #3008 on: February 11, 2021, 02:04:41 am »

Sentient mouse-frog hybrids that say "Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?"
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« Reply #3009 on: February 11, 2021, 05:51:52 am »

Sentient mouse-frog hybrids that say "Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?"

They also tend to give out large amounts of cheese, which puts them at odds with dwarves as they wish it gave out booze and not cheese, the unbrewable laughingstock that it is.
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« Reply #3010 on: February 11, 2021, 05:55:50 am »

Sentient mouse-frog hybrids that say "Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?"

They also tend to give out large amounts of cheese, which puts them at odds with dwarves as they wish it gave out booze and not cheese, the unbrewable laughingstock that it is.

Uhmm...

Somebody would like to have a word with you.
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« Reply #3011 on: February 11, 2021, 08:55:53 am »

Sentient mouse-frog hybrids that say "Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?"

They also tend to give out large amounts of cheese, which puts them at odds with dwarves as they wish it gave out booze and not cheese, the unbrewable laughingstock that it is.

Uhmm...

Somebody would like to have a word with you.

So I guess the mouse-frog hybrids would be like the holy grail for her.
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« Reply #3012 on: February 11, 2021, 09:47:21 am »

Sentient mouse-frog hybrids that say "Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?"

They also tend to give out large amounts of cheese, which puts them at odds with dwarves as they wish it gave out booze and not cheese, the unbrewable laughingstock that it is.

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« Reply #3013 on: February 11, 2021, 10:01:32 am »

Eeek!  That mouse does not look happy.  Gouda we Swiss to a cheddar topic, please?
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« Reply #3014 on: February 11, 2021, 10:12:31 am »

I should think Caerphilly, Leicester start with the cheese puns, Yarg?
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