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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 477268 times)

Nordlicht

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3060 on: March 12, 2021, 01:00:43 pm »
Cancel the Myth and Magic update.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3061 on: March 12, 2021, 08:51:37 pm »
The next update turns DF into a department store simulator. Elves have reverse cave adaptation and barf in your store aisles if they're underground.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2021, 08:53:11 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3062 on: March 13, 2021, 02:54:27 am »
The next update turns DF into a driving simulator, cars are given the same kind of physics as mine carts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3063 on: March 13, 2021, 06:39:44 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on March 13, 2021, 02:54:27 am
The next update turns DF into a driving simulator, cars are given the same kind of physics as mine carts.

Which has a hidden “flight simulator” mode...
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3064 on: March 13, 2021, 10:18:28 am »
...with a 'spreadsheet simulator' hidden behind an easter-egg.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3065 on: March 13, 2021, 12:37:43 pm »
That turns out to be a more complicated version of Aurora4x, but nobody is smart enough to learn how to play it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3066 on: March 14, 2021, 08:20:58 am »
Dwarves should have preferences with respect to music which affect their mood and stress level.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3067 on: March 14, 2021, 05:26:11 pm »
Arguments about preferred music genres can result in fist fights, or worse.

Dwarves will argue and fight about anything. Even favorite stones/metals. The gneiss club and the schist club are mortal enemies and will sometimes fight one another on sight.

The slate club is made of a bunch of excessively busty ladies that always wear revealing dresses.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2021, 05:29:07 pm by Eric Blank »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3068 on: March 14, 2021, 07:23:04 pm »
Elves should shave Dwarf diplomats and traders.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3069 on: March 15, 2021, 01:55:34 am »
Dwarves should chop down elven diplomats and traders.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3070 on: March 16, 2021, 06:18:00 am »
Dwarves should be able to create sidewalks by watering pebbles.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3071 on: March 17, 2021, 09:11:16 am »
Dwarves should be able to grow boulders by watering pebbles.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3072 on: March 17, 2021, 05:51:05 pm »
boulders should be able to bread with each other
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3073 on: March 18, 2021, 01:24:48 am »
Bread should be able to rock with each other
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3074 on: March 18, 2021, 01:52:58 am »
Boulders should sometimes play smooth jazz without warning.
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