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[King Zultan]

But will the boulders appreciate smooth jazz?

[A_Curious_Cat]

You ever see a boulder complain when smooth jazz is being played nearby?

[Nordlicht]

Yes

[Starver]

Most pebbles and rocks do indeed prefer rock music, but the small ones just wouldn't dare complain.

If they're slightly bigger, though, they now tend to be a little boulder...

[Fikilili]

Give DF sixteen times the detail.

[King Zultan]

We need to simulate every grain of sand, speck of dirt, and blade of grass!

[Fikilili]

Sell DF themed merch such as the delicious plump-helmet beverage of the game.
And name it 'Plump-a-cola Dark'.

[Nordlicht]

Give DF sixteen times the detail.

Every Ascii character is now presented by sixteen ascii characters.

[Eric Blank]

Sell DF themed merch such as the delicious plump-helmet beverage of the game.
And name it 'Plump-a-cola Dark'.

Iirc someone in Japan came up with a mushroom based sake. But what would plump helmet wine taste like? Vaguely like cranberries?

[nezclaw]

Wait, is that a reference to Team Fortress 2 lore?!

tf2 lore is exactly dumb enough for it to be perfect in this thread

Boulders should sometimes play smooth jazz without warning.

it plays when dwarves are in danger, but not consistently, and whether it plays has no correlation to how much danger your dwarves are in

[King Zultan]

There should be references to EVERYTHING in DF and these references should be made unintrusive by making them a central part of gameplay.

[Fikilili]

The dwarves now have the ability to cancel the goblins.

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And then shift their attention to something else in the next hour.

[KittyTac]

Remove war and fighting from the game because it might hurt the dwarves and goblins' feelings.

[MaxTheFox]

Add GUNS! And MULTIPLAYER!! And SEX!!! And FECES!!!! And HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!! AND CARS!!!!!! TOADY PLZ READ THIS AND ADD IT SO WE CAN PLAY REAL LIFE IN DWATF FARTRESS

[King Zultan]

Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....